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Herbert Rappaport
02 Nov 00:00:05 | Quotations Page
"I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some."
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Jimmy Carr
29 Oct 00:00:08 | Quotations Page
"It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted: It isn't. Grow up."
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De La Lastra's Law
25 Oct 00:00:08 | Quotations Page
"After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed."
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Joseph Addison
25 Oct 00:00:08 | Quotations Page
"An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person."
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Berton Averre
19 Oct 00:00:07 | Quotations Page
"To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent."
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Mickey Rooney
18 Oct 00:00:02 | Quotations Page
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
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Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum
18 Oct 00:00:02 | Quotations Page
"Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage."
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Meredith Willson
14 Oct 00:00:03 | Quotations Page
"The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred."
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