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13 May 00:00:17 | Quotations Page
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
28 Apr 00:00:16 | Quotations Page
"Mediocre men often have the most acquired knowledge."
23 Apr 00:00:05 | Quotations Page
"Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier."
21 Apr 00:00:19 | Quotations Page
"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
21 Apr 00:00:17 | Brainy Quote
"It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow."
19 Apr 00:00:20 | Quotations Page
"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way."
13 Apr 00:00:09 | Quotations Page
"The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'."
08 Apr 00:00:14 | Quotations Page
"An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support."
03 Apr 00:00:10 | Quotations Page
"Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was."