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Bill Murray
07 Jul 01:00:01 | Quotations Page
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream."
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Dennis Miller
07 Jul 01:00:01 | Quotations Page
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
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George Aiken
04 Jul 01:00:01 | Quotations Page
"If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon."
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David Smith
02 Jul 01:00:02 | Quotations Page
"In this business you either sink or swim or you don't."
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E. V. Lucas
30 Jun 01:00:02 | Quotations Page
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
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Peter Borden
28 Jun 01:00:01 | Quotations Page
"Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields."
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Edward Chilton
24 Jun 01:00:02 | Quotations Page
"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge."
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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine
21 Jun 01:00:02 | Quotations Page
"Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting."
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Gordon Brown
17 Jun 01:00:02 | Brainy Quote
"I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more."
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Bill Gates
12 Jun 01:00:02 | Quotations Page
"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning."
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