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30 Dec 19:00:07 | Quotations Page
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
15 Dec 19:00:10 | Quotations Page
"In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything."
08 Dec 19:00:14 | Quotations Page
"The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously."
29 Nov 19:00:15 | Quotations Page
"The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing."
07 Nov 19:00:25 | Quotations Page
"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience."
06 Nov 19:00:02 | Quotations Page
"You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty."
03 Nov 19:00:09 | Quotations Page
"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
28 Oct 20:00:14 | Quotations Page
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."