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Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception
12 Nov 19:00:09 | The Spoof
A deeply insulting silence fell over the UN Assembly after Trump.com™ failed joke. His beloved eminence is said to be outraged because, as he claimed, "it was the best joke in the entire history of the human race and those nasty mean mongrels...
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Mood of the United States is Jubilant As Trump Leaves the Continent
11 Nov 19:00:10 | The Spoof
Washington, DC According to recent polls, the country is at a very relaxed state-one that it hasn't been in since the last time Trump left the country.
"Even though we of course are worried about what damage Trump might do by riling up our allies...
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Trump's New Tax Plan Will Give New Hope to Indigent Millionaires
10 Nov 19:00:08 | The Spoof
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump announced, in between Hole 14 and Hole 15 of his private golf course, that his new tax plan is going to help some of the Forgotten Americans, like millionaires and billionaires that are right on the edge.
"Most of all, the new...
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Psychopath from a country with strict gun control wonders why he can't shoot anyone
09 Nov 19:00:04 | The Spoof
In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone.
Our correspondent had an opportunity...
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President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached
05 Nov 19:00:10 | The Spoof
Sources close to the President say he's become increasingly unclear what he has to do to be impeached by Congressional Republicans.
According to a White House insider, Trump originally thought that a simple, deranged inauguration speech would d...
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Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump
04 Nov 20:00:07 | The Spoof
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump, in another obvious effort to take the American public's minds off the Russian investigation, lashed out at Science today, saying that it is taught too much in schools. When asked to elaborate, Trump tweeted:
"Everybody knows...
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Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts
02 Nov 20:00:03 | The Spoof
Despite 12 indictments for Trump.com™ associates he denies any collusion with Russia and it was purely coincidental Manfart was his campaign manager the same time he was receiving payments from a foreign power.
Muellers strategy was up to no...
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Kevin Spacey's entire career declared invalid
01 Nov 20:00:03 | The Spoof
Hollywood - Thousands of former Kevin Spacey fans have come out and declared that everything the Academy Award winning actor has ever done is not in fact brilliant after all but total garbage.
"Up until a few days ago he was my favorite A-Lister,"...
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New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!
30 Oct 20:00:06 | The Spoof
A new feminist organization calling itself the..."Alt Pussy" has announced its petition to the FDA to curtail all manufacturing of testosterone drugs in the USA. The group is made up primarily of women harassed by Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly and...
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DREAMers To Adopt West Dakota As Their New State
27 Oct 20:00:09 | The Spoof
Trump, WD - President Trump announced by tweet his agreement with "Chuck and Nancy" to permit the 700,000 DREAMers to relocate to a new state to officially become citizens. The new state boundaries are carved out of federal land located in the weste...
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