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Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"
29 Nov 19:00:01 | The Spoof
Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end.
During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...
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Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania
29 Nov 19:00:01 | The Spoof
Washington, DC. At the White House, President Trump honored Navajo Code Talkers in a ceremony that even his staff admitted "was slapped together in ten minutes once we found out the old Indian dudes were in town," according to an anonymous, very seni...
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North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews
28 Nov 19:00:11 | The Spoof
New York. In an unprecedented move, a North Korean restaurant called the Fire and Fury opened in a vacant building right next to Trump Tower last weekend to massive, hungry crowds.
Some of New York's more sophisticated diners undoubtedly were dra...
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Turns out that Trump was born in...
28 Nov 19:00:11 | The Spoof
In June of 1946, Fred Trump and his very pregnant wife were traveling (ill-advised... imagine that) from South Africa back to New York. Their plane suddenly lost power in of the engines. The engine was malfunctioning and would work and then fail agai...
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Thousands of Service Personel seek Trauma counseling after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops
27 Nov 19:00:06 | The Spoof
Medical Doctors are reporting a huge upsurge in active service personnel seeking psychological treatment for PTSSD (Post Trump Speech Stress Disorder) after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops.
Doctors say they have not seen a sur...
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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.
25 Nov 19:00:09 | The Spoof
In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech.
The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said "Thank you, Mr. President fo...
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Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!
25 Nov 19:00:09 | The Spoof
Washington D.C. - Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay, called our pervert hotline in our newsroom to report yet another sordid case of inappropriate touching. The perpetrator? Al Franken. The victim? Al Franken.
Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay,...
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Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico
22 Nov 19:00:04 | The Spoof
Given the debt Puerto Rico has to Wall St and now they are unable to make their designated payments due to the 2 recent Hurricanes the most compassionate and all wise Treasury Secretary has decided to Foreclose on the entire region.
Apparently Her...
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Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology
21 Nov 19:00:02 | The Spoof
Trump Tower, NY President Trump stunned the nation today when he announced that he was resigning the Presidency to join the Church of Scamatology.
"I was just walking down the street and this scruffy child came up to me and handed me a flyer. It w...
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