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Intactivists: The Shlong and Short Of It
29 Aug 20:00:08 | The Spoof
"Fore skin and several shears ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nat...
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Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination
29 Aug 20:00:08 | The Spoof
The usual petty sniping from fashion media has taken aim at Barron. However in a rare defense of a Trump.com™ the mainstream media have scorned the snipers. They point out the psychological damage the poor kid is undergoing just being Trumps...
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Biggest racist in Australian history Howard says Trump.com™ not a racist
28 Aug 20:00:07 | The Spoof
Mega Racist Howard says Trump.com™ not racist. People in Australia are now undergoing a 90's time warp with the King of the Baby Tossers™ once again trying to confuse, hoodwink and generally treat intelligent people like morons
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ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's
25 Aug 20:00:06 | The Spoof
Biloxi, MS- After a local McDonald's refused to take down a statue featuring Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, a large group of ANTIFA burned the establishment to the ground.
ANTIFA spokesperson Tiffany Jackson said, "What we did was...
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Trump.com™ launches pre-emptive nuclear attack on Guam after he heard it on Fox & Friends it was part of the North Korean problem
24 Aug 20:00:06 | The Spoof
Trump.com™ is said to very upset that North Korea is ignoring his deathly powerful tweets and his tiny ego is so incensed he has ordered a nuclear strike against Korean territories in Guam.
It has been confirmed that Guam as we know it is ba...
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Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse
23 Aug 20:00:09 | The Spoof
Columbia, SC - All of the employees of a local accounting firm filed for disability yesterday after attending a firm sponsored "total solar eclipse" reception. With all of the employees now on disability, the firm was forced to shut its doors.
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Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth
22 Aug 20:00:02 | The Spoof
Fake news journalist Edgar Blyton, not his real name, came close to accidentally publishing a true story last week in Illustrated Lies Magazine. "It's not that I intended to write the truth" the fake Blyton said, "I was in the middle of writing some...
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Trump's secret plan to restart draft
22 Aug 20:00:02 | The Spoof
Not mentioned in President Donald Trump's televised speech to the nation announcing a stepped up war in Afghanistan was his secret plan to restart the draft. This time, with approval from a willing Republican majority in congress, women will be requi...
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ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall
21 Aug 20:00:02 | The Spoof
ISIS has announced that hundreds of its suicide bombers will be laid off following a recall of suicide vests by their Iranian manufacturer. The Iranian manufacturer of the vests, Arash Onmabutt Corporation, declined to comment.
ISIS spokesman Must...
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"I Stand By My President"
19 Aug 20:00:08 | The Spoof
Hypothetical: President Trump calls for the processing and imprisoning of 3 million illegal immigrants in internment camps in the United States. How will his fellow Republicans respond?
Paul Ryan: "I idea of imprisoning 3 million immigrants--le...
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