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20 Dec 19:00:02 | The Spoof
Washington - Matthew Petersen, Donald Trump's nominee for a U.S. District Court Judicial appointment for the District of Columbia, was forced to withdraw his name from consideration after failing to answer basic questions about law from a congression...
18 Dec 19:00:07 | The Spoof
Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling.
"I can't verify 100 percent," stated Pardon, "but based on s...
15 Dec 19:00:11 | The Spoof
In a midnight tweet last night President Donald Trump tweeted: "I will issue an executive order tomorrow to decertify Columbus DAY...why should just one city get a national holiday named for them...SAD!"
In a 3:AM tweet he wrote: "Why not a Clevel...
14 Dec 19:00:04 | The Spoof
Businesses have revealed a dramatic fall in the sale of Bullshit detectors over the past decade.
Professor Smidgen from the Institute of fictional studies said: 'With the prevalence of social media, an idiot for a President, and the things your gr...
13 Dec 19:00:02 | The Spoof
Earth. According to the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, the Doomsday Clock is set to two and one-half minutes before midnight.
As one scientist put it, "That's just long enough to find a brown paper bag and hyperventilate into it until you pass o...
12 Dec 19:00:05 | The Spoof
Chico Mills, CA. LuAnne, the youngest member of the infamous Bawl basketball family, has rescinded her letter of commitment to enter UCLA in 2028 and play on the Bruins' women's basketball team. Her father, LaBore Bawl, announced the rescission ear...
12 Dec 19:00:05 | The Spoof
Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...
11 Dec 19:00:09 | The Spoof
Seattle, Washington - As reported Friday, Hillary Clinton was arrested after an altercation in a Seattle downtown department store. As part of her never ending "What Happened" book tour, she was in Seattle giving speeches, signing books, and was caug...