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President Biden Vows To Issue Heavy Fines To Bikers Who Attend The Annual Sturgis Bike Rally
08 Aug 00:00:08 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The 81st Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is underway and President Biden is highly upset.
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that last year 461,307 bikers attended the rally and Fox New
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Football team unrecognizable after Messi departure: Fanatic
08 Aug 00:00:08 | The Spoof
After the recent news of the departure of Lionel Messi from FC Barcelona many sports fans are left confused and intrigued about the future of their favorite star and of course team.
This news came as a surprise to all our sports analysts that are
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German OAP puts his Y-fronts on back to front and attempts to pee out of his slit!
07 Aug 00:00:15 | The Spoof
As one approaches the ripe old age of 85, simple things in life tend to become more complicated! A German OAP residing in Ravensburg, whose wife observed him doing the usual OAP things like: Putting his slippers in the fridge, not flushing the bog, f
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Events That Nearly Brought Down The Government
07 Aug 00:00:15 | The Spoof
Since democrats are claiming the peaceful January 6th protest was an insurrection, and nearly brought down the government, I think it's time we created a list of other 'watershed' events that also nearly toppled democracy.
Please add your own 'lif
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England Wanker Team wins Gold at Wanker Olympics!
06 Aug 00:00:09 | The Spoof
England continue to achieve great success as a bunch of 'Wankers' after successfully leaving the EU as renowned 'Tossers!' They now have won a gold medal at the alternative Olympics held in 'Willy Wanker Land' better known as Vatican City!
Several
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Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"
06 Aug 00:00:08 | The Spoof
Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007.
The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around.
"Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W
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The lost art of Umbrella wrangling
05 Aug 00:00:09 | The Spoof
Recent news footage has shown that the British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, cannot be trusted to put up an Umbrella. It shows the lovable buffoon trying to erect an umbrella dangerously close to Prince Charles, before the wind, joining in the revelr
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Woman still hasn't finished her Haiku
05 Aug 00:00:09 | The Spoof
Dorothy Fotherington Smythe from the Estate in Mithering on the Trent has been working on a Haiku for eight months and is yet to finish it.
The ancient Japanese writing form is beloved of pretentious 17-year-olds wanting to impress their teachers,
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Unfit man complaining about Athletes again
04 Aug 00:00:09 | The Spoof
Chutney on the Fritz's most famous inhabitant Brian Asshat has been complaining about the efforts of Athletes, as he always does.
The mildly obese thrower of shoes gets slightly breathless in his garden but still likes to believe that he could hav
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Elmer Smuckmeister Wins Olympic Cow Pie Throwing Gold Medal
04 Aug 00:00:08 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Joe Cocolochek won the shot put gold medal in the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany, has anyone from Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, won an Olympic medal.
Although overshadowed by Jesse Owens, who won gold medals in t
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