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David Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United
12 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Manchester United's disappointing season finally comes to a close this weekend, with the news that former player, David Beckham, has picked up more points in the last month than they have.
Beckham, 44, picked up six points at Bromley Magistrates C...
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Tartare Sauce Had Reached Its Expiry Date 'Some Time Ago'
12 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
There are some meals that are just not the same without their sauces, and fish and chips is one of these, but when one diner went to add his tartare sauce to his fish, he found something rather unappetising waiting for him.
Moys Kenwood, 55, a fis...
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North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden
11 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon has told of how he and his family were rudely awoken on Sunday morning, after a missile originating from North Korea landed in the back garden of his property.
Moys Kenwood, 55, was shaken from his slumbers...
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Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia
11 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country.
Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen.
Mr. Barr has been p...
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Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'
10 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
"It never rains but it pours", is the way the old saying goes, and it was never more true than on Tuesday night at Anfield, when the Barcelona football team, humiliated and dumped out of the Champions League by Liverpool, emerged from the stadium for...
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Iceland launches new low cost cryonics service
10 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Frozen food retailer Iceland took the lucrative cryonics industry by surprise today with the launch of a low cost service for those wishing to freeze their body, or parts of it, for the future.
Marketed under the brand name 'Super-Chill', the serv...
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Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List
09 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...
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Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final
09 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Two Titans of the music world, Sir Elton Hercules John and Mr. Noel Gallagher, have agreed to come together to record a live album in front of the 100,000 crowd at Wembley Stadium, before this season's FA Cup final between their respective favourite...
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Cereal Killer Terrorizes Suburban Indianapolis
08 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
A cereal killer who's been nicknamed the "Bowl Over Boy" has been terrorizing households in suburban Indianapolis in recent weeks, raiding pantries, rifling through cabinets, and leaving no cereal in the Indianapolis metro area, whether whole-grain...
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Oldest Football Club In The World Drops Through The 'Trap Door'
08 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Notts County, the founderest founding member of the Football League in 1888, were relegated out of it on Saturday, and will spend next season playing in the National League.
The Magpies, 157, finished in the play-off positions in season 2017/18, b...
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