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President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border
07 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
President Donald Trump has expanded his plans for territorial protection, and, as well the southern border wall to restrict the movement of Mexicans, he has now proposed a wall on the Canadian border to do the same with Canucks.
The border, known...
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Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”
07 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST:. Newsworthy or not, has a sitting president ever called the man charged with investigating him such a despicable name? I think not. “Flyface” connotes an image of incredible filth and ugliness. Notwithstanding the fact that Robe...
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New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)
06 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Contravening the age-old adage that apples and oranges are inherently too different to compare, a groundbreaking new study published by the Johnny Appleseed Association reported that when considered side by side, based on a number of relevant factor...
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Man Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing
06 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
There was a pleasant surprise in store for one man on Monday morning, when he woke from his slumbers to find that he could see through women's clothing.
The x-rated X-ray treat presented itself to Malcolm Thompson when he first opened his eyes at...
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Canadian Troops At US Border
05 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle.
The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...
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Trump Administration Plagued by Technical Difficulties; Prayerful Vice President Remains Cool Under Pressure
05 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Rumors are flying that, due to a number of mysterious technical difficulties, the Trump administration has lost the computer file containing the engineering design plans for President Trump’s proposed border wall. Many predict that if the missing fil...
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President Trump Winning People Over
04 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
After almost three years in the job, US President Donald Trump has been the subject of a public evaluation exercise, and has fared much better than many people expected he might have done.
A questionaire was completed by 14,500 members of the Amer...
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Jamal Khashoggi Murder Trial: What We Know So Far
04 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
The trial has opened in Riyadh, of eleven defendants accused of killing the US-based critic of Saudi Arabia, Jamal Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October.
The truth is that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the kill...
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Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today
03 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
A 'Men's Magazine', so indecent, that we are unable to print a picture from it, goes on sale in the Persian Gulf from today.
Instead, we have provided a picture of another magazine of a similar ilk, which is also geared towards Arabic men.
The...
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New York Writer Confident that 2019 Will Bring Life Muse and/or Divine Inspiration
03 Jan 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Aspiring writer Noel Underwood of New York City, who waited in vain all of 2018 for literary success to be thrust upon him, is confident that 2019 will be the year that he happens upon his life muse and/or is struck by divine inspiration, finally cau...
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