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Manchester United demand they start games in the second half!
08 Dec 00:00:04 | The Spoof
(NOT EDITED) All the negative adjectives in the English dictionary can be slung at Manchester United in a series of quite disgraceful first 45-minute performances! Their manager, Ole, has found a solution to this problem and is demanding the EFA (Eng
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Man Couldn't Hear What Son Was Saying Because His Mouth Was Full
07 Dec 00:00:18 | The Spoof
There was confusion aplenty in one household at breakfast time this morning, as a man who was speaking to his young son couldn't understand what he was saying because his mouth was full of Coco Pops.
That is, 'the man couldn't understand what his
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Man Is Facing Tough Decision
07 Dec 00:00:18 | The Spoof
We all have them to make at some point in our lives, and tough decisions are, by their very nature, not easy ones to take, and that is exactly the case for one man during the coming weeks, as he faces what might quite possibly be the toughest decisio
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Mexico Asks US To Increase Height Of Border Wall
06 Dec 00:00:03 | The Spoof
With the Coronavirus now spreading through all US states like wildfire, the number of positive cases having risen above 14 million, and deaths currently heading for 300,000, the Mexican government has asked Donald Trump if he wouldn't mind finishing
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Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Chosen To Be First Recipient Of Coronavirus Vaccine
06 Dec 00:00:03 | The Spoof
In a move that is sure to surprise many once they've been made aware of it, the Manchester United defender and captain, Harry Maguire, has been selected by the British government to be the very first recipient in the country - and, therefore, on Eart
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Trump Would Shout Rigged Tennis Match If He Lost To Roger Federer
05 Dec 00:00:09 | The Spoof
To throw a tantrum, and claim that he really won the 2020 election, and that the outcome was rigged, would be like Trump playing Roger Federer at tennis, getting beaten in a golden set match, then claim the match was rigged.
No way could Trump bea
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COVID-19 Not All 'Doom And Gloom', Says Man
05 Dec 00:00:09 | The Spoof
The Coronavirus, COVID-19, always gets a bad rep, and we hear, on a daily basis, about how terrible it is, and about all the negative aspects connected with it.
The huge number of infections, the tragic deaths, how health services have become over
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More People Discovered To Be Living In Bangladesh Than In Russia
04 Dec 00:00:19 | The Spoof
In news that will, no doubt startle some readers, and bore others to tears, it's been discovered that, despite the vast difference in the geographical proportions of the two countries, there are more people living in tiny Bangladesh than there are in
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Trump To Pardon Children In Cages
04 Dec 00:00:19 | The Spoof
In a move that will warm the very cockles of the heart of every single reader, as well as countless millions of his own supporters who just knew this day must come, President Donald Trump has decided to pardon all the children being held in cages alo
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George Michael To Be Fondly Remembered Again At Christmas
03 Dec 00:00:04 | The Spoof
As the world tries desperately to come to terms with the Coronavirus and all the changes it has brought to everyday life, it's fair to say that this Christmas might be one unlike any other.
Shopping for presents in the High Street, if it's permitt
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