Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

   14 Jul 01:00:01  |  The Spoof

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy".

The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...

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Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

   14 Jul 01:00:01  |  The Spoof

Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...

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Scared: Your Kids

   13 Jul 01:00:01  |  The Spoof

A study by the group Action For Children has found that children as young as 11 have admitted to being terrified about terrorism, homelessness and what’s going to happen after Brexit. This is odd, because kids are normally only concerned about themse...

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The Grapes Contain Wrath

   13 Jul 01:00:01  |  The Spoof

The UK is rocking as yet another national crisis strangles its people in its vice-like grip. A study has found that 1 in 5 food products contained ingredients that were not named on the packaging.

Predictably, Brexiteers have quickly moved to pin...

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Idiot Fly Thought Plastic Food Was Real

   12 Jul 01:00:02  |  The Spoof

The commonly-held belief that insects have uncommon intelligence was comprehensively dispelled today, when a fly that landed on a child's plastic toy, not only did not have a 'sixth sense', it didn't even have the sense it was born with! *

The hou...

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Football Gossip: Palace, Jay-Z, Scottish "Insult", Rafa Warning, Lamps Back at Chelsea

   12 Jul 01:00:02  |  The Spoof

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Sir Kim Darroch Falls On His Sword, And Will Not Be Available For Tiffin

   11 Jul 01:00:02  |  The Spoof

The UK ambassador to the United States, Sir Kim Darroch, who attracted some rather negative criticism from the White House, and President Donald Trump in particular earlier today, has fallen on his sword.

Darroch's leaked memo to Prime Minister Th...

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TV Guide 11 July

   11 Jul 01:00:02  |  The Spoof

19:00. Evening Brunch. Adrian Boring and Sally Smile present the weekly magazine programme. Today, the latest in umbrellas, and how to clean your kettle.

20:00. Arse Clinic. Join the team at St Rectum's Hospital as they attempt to fix a prolapse,...

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Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss

   10 Jul 01:00:01  |  The Spoof

President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war.

The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...

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