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Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

   17 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home.

"For years and years, since the inventi...

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Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

   17 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders.

Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...

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Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

   16 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

Snooker legend Jimmy White is in hot water after a friendly piece of advice he offered to a young lad in a pub was misconstrued, and a photo was posted on social media platforms with the comment:

'Jimmy White interfering with young boy's cue'.

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Trump Pardons Fun Lovin' Criminals

   16 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

There was consternation in the US legal system today as The White House announced an addition to so-called President Trump's recent flurry of pardons for his reality TV cast of lickspittles, cronies and ne'er-do-wells. The announcement came in Trump'...

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"Lewis Hamilton Isn't That Good" Claims Ageing Scalextric Driver

   15 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

"Don't give me that 'five-time Formula One World Champion' bullshit. Hamilton's got the best car and the Mercedes team manager doesn't let Valtteri Bottas beat him. It's a fix," claimed Mr Paxton Quigley, former number one driver for Scalextric Team...

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New Study Shows Tuesdays Suck Even Worse than Mondays

   15 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

A new study released by the Center for Disease Control revealed that while Mondays are notorious for giving people the blues, in fact, Tuesdays suck even worse.

"Mondays at least have novelty gong for them," said CDC researcher Cameron Reese. "The...

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Blacklisp Spoiler

   14 May 01:00:02   |  The Spoof

Hollow Wood, CA

Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp.

It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable.

Dumboy returns just in t...

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Idioms For Idiots

   14 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

Students who are studying English as a Foreign Language (EFL) are always asking me about idioms. They seem to have a strange and unexplainable obsession with them.

"Tea-cher, can you teach about idiom? I want to learn about idiom."

It's not eas...

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Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’

   13 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

Tehran, Iran - (Dire Straits of Hormuz): Iranian fashionistas are up in arms after their president was ordered to get a sartorial make-over by Tehran’s notorious Gast-e-Ersad morality police.

An entry in their FarsiFarceBook page has slammed Presi...

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Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

   13 May 01:00:01   |  The Spoof

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son.

The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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