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Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album
14 Jul 00:00:21 | The Spoof
With US politics turning veritable somersaults during the last few years, latest 'contender for the crown', rapper, Kanye West, has said that, not only does he want to be America's second black president, he also wants to make history as the first se
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President Trump Punches Woman In Face
14 Jul 00:00:21 | The Spoof
There was trouble at the White House this morning, after President Donald Trump became angry with a woman journalist, leapt from his podium, and punched the woman full in the mouth.
The woman was knocked unconscious.
White House security guards
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Blacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface
13 Jul 00:00:18 | The Spoof
The Black Lives Matter organization has come under heavy criticism this afternoon, after several of its members were seen in broad daylight dressing up as White people.
The scene was Washington, DC, at an event organized in support of the election
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Man Has Decided To Get Fit
13 Jul 00:00:18 | The Spoof
In keeping with medical advice that everyone should take regular exercise, and taking advantage of the opportunity that the Coronavirus lockdown has provided him with, one man in his 'twilight years' has decided to 'get with the program', and to star
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‘Vegans taste good. Organic Vegans Taste Better’ claim modern Eco-Friendly Cannibals
12 Jul 00:00:15 | The Spoof
Modern cannibalism in this country is under threat due to a small number of old school cannibals eating non-vegans.
‘The public is oblivious to the destructive elements within our movement,’ said Brenda O’Lox from the Nice Cannibals Alliance. ‘Eat
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Crime And Punishment By Dostoevsky Could Have Been 200 Pages Shorter, Says Man
12 Jul 00:00:15 | The Spoof
A man who read the literary classic, 'Crime and Punishment' by Russian author, Fyodor Dostoevsky, says he enjoyed the book, but that, in his humble opinion, it was "a bit wordy", and could, easily, have been 200 pages shorter.
Moys Kenwood, 57, re
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Writer Has Day Off From Writing Meaningless Stories
11 Jul 00:00:16 | The Spoof
A man who recently became so fed up of reading bland, humorless stories on a satirical news website to which he contributes, that he decided to inundate it with tripe of his own, along the same lines, has taken a day off today.
Harold Meaner, an i
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50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size
11 Jul 00:00:16 | The Spoof
The government's post-Coronavirus strategy will support ailing restaurants and tackle the lockdown binging obesity crisis by providing half a meal, at full price, for fatties.
‘This government isn’t going to sit on its arse, we’ve got an appetit
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Man Found Woman Asleep In His House
10 Jul 00:00:25 | The Spoof
In a strange incident reminiscent of a scene from the children's fairy story, 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears', a man has spoken of how he came home to discover an unknown woman asleep in his house.
The incident happened earlier this afternoon whe
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Man Went On Playground Swings, And Felt Sick
10 Jul 00:00:25 | The Spoof
A man who visited a local playground with his wife and two children, yesterday afternoon, joined them in riding on the slide and the swings, but may have swung too zealously, and ended up feeling rather sick.
Moys Kenwood, 57, clapped his hands an
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