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Temperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica
25 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In what many consider the most encouraging climate news of the decade, it's been reported that nighttime temperatures in Antarctica dipped below freezing on at least two occasions in June of 2019.
"Clearly our efforts to reduce greenhouse gas em...
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US Expands Powers To Execute Illegal Migrants Without Trial
24 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In a move which even Franz Kafka would have had trouble making sense of, US legislators have today passed a law to ease the lengthy deportation process involving illegal migrants, dispensed with immigration hearings, and given the green light to summ...
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Tory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won
24 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In an inexplicable 180-degree about-turn of gargantuan proportions, it's beginning to look like Jeremy Hunt has beaten Boris Johnson to the Tory leadership crown, because the BBC keeps posting pictures of the pair with Hunt always on the left-hand si...
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Boris Johnson's Prime Ministerial Acceptance Speech Leaked to The Spoof
23 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
The Spoof has been given sight of the speech which prime minister-elect Boris Johnson is expected to make on the steps of 10 Downing Street after he has met the Queen on Tuesday. Harking back to the message which his heroine Margaret Thatcher gave to...
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Doctor Flummoxed by Patient Uninterested in Pain Pills or Antidepressants
23 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Dr. Stephen Chase of Nashville, Tennessee, was utterly flummoxed when Isaac Graves, who came in about an issue he was having with his left knee, was uninterested in pain pills or antidepressants but merely wanted to find out what was going on with hi...
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U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
22 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core.
"We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...
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Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin
22 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Fed up with being able to recycle only a fraction of the waste he produced on a daily basis, Ned Haskell of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to go 100 percent sustainable, and began putting all of his trash in the blue recycling bin outside his apartmen...
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BBC Sport win rights to broadcast Tiger Woods' caddy's wife putting the shopping away
21 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
BBC Sport announced, last night, that they have made a successful bid to screen Tiger Woods' caddy's wife, Brenda, putting the shopping away on the final day of this year's Open Championship at Portrush in Northern Island.
A spokesman for the BBC...
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Apollo 11 Moon Landing Was Genuine - Lance Armstrong
21 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
The Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969 was "absolutely genuine", says cycling's golden boy, Lance Armstrong.
Armstrong is the son of Neil Armstrong who was on the mission, and who famously hit a golf ball from the lunar surface, and uttered the phrase...
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E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The World
20 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.
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