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Man Terrified After Biden Says US Will Be 'Back To Normal' by July 4
13 Mar 00:00:06 | The Spoof
President Joe Biden's announcement that Americans can expect life to return to normal later this summer, has left one Fort Lauderdale man terrified.
Duncan Whitehead, 54 (though he looks 35), handsome, articulate, great dancer, lover, and all-ar
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Liverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders
12 Mar 00:00:09 | The Spoof
Liverpool blundering goalkeeper Alisson is again in the news this morning, not for his error-strewn performances between the sticks, but, according to his girlfriend, for several Alzheimers-like howlers at home.
The hapless Brazilian has been at t
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Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight
12 Mar 00:00:09 | The Spoof
In a controversial move to outcontroversialise them all, Prince Harry has thrown down the Royal Gauntlet to the outspoken former Good Morning Britain host, Piers Morgan.
Morgan was severely critical of Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and her unpreced
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Missing Paper Clip Turns Up Safe And Sound
11 Mar 00:00:05 | The Spoof
An ordinary office paper clip that was lost during some routine paperwork recently, has turned up safe and sound, calming fears that something sinister might have happened to it.
It was discovered nestling underneath a computer keyboard earlier th
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Harry Proclaims Himself The King In The North!
11 Mar 00:00:05 | The Spoof
"Harry 'the Bastard' Windsor has avenged the Paris Betrayal He is the Ginger Wolf! The King in the North of LA! The King in the North LA!" Was the chant from California that announced that Prince Harry has laid down the gauntlet to the British Royal
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White House cleaners pleased with new president
10 Mar 00:00:03 | The Spoof
In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years.
"I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes
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Man Nearly Shit Himself During Journey To Work
10 Mar 00:00:03 | The Spoof
A man who was being conveyed by motorcycle to his place of employment by his nasty, brainless, not to mention lazy step-daughter this morning, has said the youngster drove the vehicle so erratically and carelessly, that, several times, he feared for
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GOP Asks Senate Dems to Write "GOP is the Party of Fiscal Responsibility" 10,000 Times on Chalk Board
09 Mar 00:00:15 | The Spoof
Washington D.C. - As a requirement of passing the $1.9 trillion Covid Relief Bill in the U.S. Senate, Republican senators are taking advantage of an old 1829 law, still on the books, requiring that senators of the party asking Congress to spend money
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Q-Anon Change Date of Trump Inauguration and Resulting "Storm" Again, to January 20, 2024
09 Mar 00:00:15 | The Spoof
Washington D.C.- The extremist conspiracy group Q-Anon predicted a "Storm" in which Donald Trump was to be returned to power -
despite losing the election - on January 20th. The event failed to materialize again on March 4th as they had predicted.
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Sheffield United Manager Chris Wilder Concedes Premier League Title Bid Is Over
08 Mar 00:00:08 | The Spoof
Sheffield United coach Chris Wilder had a solemn message for the club's fans this evening, when he told them that, although his team weren't giving up, and would fight until the final whistle in every game, he now believes the Blades cannot possibly
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