Not registered? Register to access all the features. Forgot password?
Channels
Recommend this to a friend.
Copy this link to..
Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did
22 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
There were a few raised eyebrows but no shrieking at an Essex public house at the weekend, when the ghost of former landlord, Keith Flint, paid an unexpected visit to the pub, and, as he was used to doing, started the fire in the bar.
Flint, 49, d...
- 0
-
-
0
Gareth Bale To Dispense With 'Man Bun'
22 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Gareth Bale, the Real Madrid footballer who is looking for a new club to play for after rumours that the Spanish giants are to replace him, is to have his 'man bun' removed, and face the music of baldness.
The Welshman has used the stick-on dollop...
- 0
-
-
0
Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize
21 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Manchester City football manager and self-professed humble peasant, Pep Guardiola, has been controversially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The move follows a behind-the-scenes sponsorship deal between the Nobel Committee and the owners of Manch...
- 0
-
-
0
Brooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect
21 May 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Garret Hanson of Brooklyn, New York, was highly optimistic that his forward-thinking - and extremely attractive - new friend, Jessie Harper, would respond positively to his text message proposing an ongoing "friends with benefits" arrangement - until...
- 0
-
-
0
Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation
20 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Sir Elton John had to be helped off the stage during a concert in Copenhagen last night, as updates he was receiving about the scoreline from the FA Cup final match at Wembley Stadium between Watford and Manchester City were making him more and more...
- 0
-
-
0
Arnold Schwarzenegger Attacker Awarded Necklace
20 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been assured that the man who attacked him at a sporting event in South Africa yesterday, has already been dealt with, and won't be seeing the light of day again.
Arnie, 71, was in Johannesburg to promote his Arnold Class...
- 0
-
-
0
Mary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim
19 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Wheaton, IL—Biblical archeologists from Wheaton College have discovered, among a pile of scrolls in a ruin in Nazareth, a letter from the Virgin Mary to her cousin Elizabeth explaining why she had to abort her first child. In the scroll, the Virgin...
- 0
-
-
0
Game Of Thrones: Fans Will March On Winterfell If Final Series Is Not Rewritten
19 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Incensed fans of Game Of Thrones, who have demanded that series 8 should undergo a complete rewrite because it's not what they wanted, say that, if the entire series is not rewritten immediately, they will join forces and march on Winterfell.
View...
- 0
-
-
0
Pep Guardiola Told That Manchester City Must Improve If He Is To Keep His Job
18 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Pep Guardiola, Manchester City's Spanish coach, has been warned by the club's owners that his future is 'in the balance', and the team must show a significant improvement next year if he wants to keep his job.
Guardiola has brought unprecedented b...
- 0
-
-
0
Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby
18 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In order to support his vegan girlfriend, Kayla Meadows, in her hobbies, Nick Canto attended a plant-based nutrition conference with Kayla, tolerantly setting aside that, while Kayla seeks to live a life of non-violence in every respect, including wh...
- 0
-
-
0