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Water Was So Cold, Man Didn't Bother With Shower
24 Dec 00:00:17 | The Spoof
There was much shivering and extreme reluctance to get into a shower in one household's bathroom this morning, when it was discovered that the water was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Seasonal cold weather in this part of sout
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God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year
24 Dec 00:00:18 | The Spoof
God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions.
Chris
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Historians Have Decided that Donald Trump's Presidency Really Was the Number One?..Train Wreck.
23 Dec 00:00:06 | The Spoof
Washington - The nation's most important historian group, the American Society of Historians, called their annual meeting to order last week and, at the end of the Trump presidency, decided to rank the President's accomplishments and positive affect
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Kajagoogoo To Get Back Together Without Limahl
23 Dec 00:00:06 | The Spoof
Kajagoogoo, the 1980s supergroup who had a string of hits with 'Too Shy' in 1983, are to get back together again after more than 37 years of living in total obscurity in the musical wilderness - but without their lead singer, Limahl.
The band, som
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Queen's Christmas Day Message Edited For Expletives
22 Dec 00:00:10 | The Spoof
You know it's been a bad year when even Her Majesty the Queen starts to swear, but that's exactly what happened ladt week, when, making the recording for her traditional Christmas Day address to the nation, the royal let fly with a volley of expletiv
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Waiter Wants Lockdown To Go On Indefinitely
22 Dec 00:00:11 | The Spoof
A man who has been told to stay away from work due to attempts to stem the flow of the Coronavirus, has said he hopes the lockdown will last long enough for his employer to go into liquidation, so that he will be saved from going back to work.
And
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Man Finds Out He Is Going To Have To Do The Same Amount Of Work, For 40% Less Money
21 Dec 00:00:06 | The Spoof
There was a nasty surprise in store for one man last week, when a meeting with his supervisor alerted him to the fact that, for the forseeable future, he is going to have to do exactly the same amount of work he usually does, but will be paid only 60
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No Christmas Gift Pardons For Trump Children
21 Dec 00:00:07 | The Spoof
Santa Claus Trump will be passing on his children and the son-in-law’s gift pardons before leaving office. It seems there is a giant conflict.
What?
By accepting pardons, the Trump kids and the son-in-law would be admitting that they broke the
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Trump, Graham and Paul: “Very Unfair that Democrats are Allowed to Vote in Elections”
20 Dec 00:00:07 | The Spoof
Washington - In separate speeches or tweets this week, many Republicans are bemoaning the fact that so many Democrats found it relatively easy to vote in the last election for president.
After his attempts to have ballots thrown out in predominant
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Trump Told By Angela Merkel: "It's Time To Go!"
20 Dec 00:00:07 | The Spoof
Germany's leader, Angela Merkel, has informed the US president, Donald Trump, that she has had enough, the world is fed up, the game is over, "und, Mein Gott!" it's time for him to go.
Or it will be in January.
Trump was beaten hands-down, fair
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