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President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Prohibiting Members of Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah From Entering The US
26 Dec 19:00:17 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The president acting on advice from VP Harris, Senator Pelosi, and info guru Andy Cohen has just signed a new PEO which bans all terrorists from entering the U.S.
POTUS made it abundantly clear that any and all t
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President Biden May Close Off Florida
25 Dec 19:00:15 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, has just let it leak, that POTUS called a meeting of his closest, most trusted advisors about the situation in Florida.
The insider told Pico de Gallo, with
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Dollar Tree In a Blockbuster Move Is Now Selling Pets!
25 Dec 19:00:15 | The Spoof
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – The Nation’s #1 variety discount store chain has just hit a gold mine!
Boom Boom News is reporting that the store that sells all kinds of items for $1.25 has ventured into the pet arena.
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The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia
24 Dec 19:00:18 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. government has just issued a mandate to the state of Georgia regarding their recent acts of blatant voter discrimination.
According to Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle, Georgia has been warned re
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Nude Photos of Sarah Ferguson Have Surfaced In Birmingham, England
24 Dec 19:00:18 | The Spoof
BIRMINGHAM, England – (UK News)- Scotland Yard has just been informed that a dozen X-rated photos of Sarah Ferguson, “The Duchess of York” have been found in a pawn shop in Birmingham.
A spokesperson for Scotland Yard, Wilmington McWax, 43, inform
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Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah
23 Dec 19:00:17 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t
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Former President Announces His Own Death
23 Dec 19:00:17 | The Spoof
Bedminster, NJ - Donald Trump, who pretended to be president for four years, today announced his death. The person now known as The Former Guy, or TFG, made the statement at a gathering of four pseudo-journalists at his New Jersey golf club.
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Boris Johnson's best suit is still at the dry cleaners
22 Dec 19:00:17 | The Spoof
British Prime Minister (at the time of writing) Boris Johnson has revealed that his best, and most expensive suit is still at the dry cleaner.
With a suit liberally festooned with baby vomit, with his unbrushed hair, an air of nonchalance, Johnson
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Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours
22 Dec 19:00:17 | The Spoof
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality.
The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrho
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“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
21 Dec 19:00:11 | The Spoof
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War.
Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil
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