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Massachusetts Censors The Phrase “Pussy Whipped”

   23 Aug 00:00:08  |  The Spoof

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts Senate has voted to ban a phrase that many consider to be inappropriate and a bit risque.

State Senator Hirkey L. Stonewire, said that he has been trying to outlaw that horribly horrendous phrase for the

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The US Warns Canada To Control Their Wandering Moose or Else

   23 Aug 00:00:08  |  The Spoof

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The US Department of Animal Husbandry has issued a stern warning to our neighbor to the north regarding their wandering moose.

Stating that the Canadian moose cross over into the US and they then proceed to eat t

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President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Taxing Billionaires at a 95% Rate

   22 Aug 00:01:12  |  The Spoof

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced to the White House press corps that the president has decided to cut some of the tremendous deficit that he inherited from the former “Divider-in-Chief,” Donald Jonathan Trump.

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Internet Biscuit Scam Shock

   22 Aug 00:01:13  |  The Spoof

Outraged Welsh biscuit lover Dai Jestif claims big business is stealing millions through internet biscuit scams.

“It was only when the computer started malfunctioning that it occurred to me. You see, every time you go to a site it asks you to acc

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New York City Prostitutes Are Now Demanding Vax Proof From Their Johns

   21 Aug 00:00:27  |  The Spoof

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – With the return of the Trumpapalooza Virus the Big Apple’s horde of streetwalkers (i.e. whores) have now announced that they will require all “Johns” (customers) to show their Covid card.

Brooklyn’s infamous Maggie

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Vice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove

   21 Aug 00:00:27  |  The Spoof

SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The vice-president was in Sausalito at a high school dedication.

The citizens of the town of Sausalito, decided to rename Ronald Reagan High School to Kamala Harris High School.

Needless to say VP Harris

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A Las Vegas Couple is Fined For Naming Their Newborn Baby Daughter Vagina

   20 Aug 00:00:17  |  The Spoof

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Police Department has just confirmed that a young couple living in “Sin City” has just been fined for basically being total and complete assholes.

LVPD stated that Wendell and Pandora Tuckweed have been hi

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Last Seen, Prince Harry Juggling Balls

   20 Aug 00:00:16  |  The Spoof

Yes, it has come to that: The very ridiculous. Prince Harry is seen through a window outdoors juggling his balls while his wife sits at a table, used as a desk, directing a not at all funny and bizarre video.

If that video doesn’t point out the su

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The Biggest Vagina in Europe Belongs To a Petite Woman Who Stands 5-foot-2, and Weighs 103 Pounds

   19 Aug 00:00:18  |  The Spoof

PARIS, France – (Satire News) – One of Europe’s leading men’s magazine’s Vagin Illustrated has just done a story on a woman who works at Seins Restaurant, which is the French equivalent of America’s Hooters Restaurant.

The woman named Lea Mia Poup

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Putin Reveals That He Has Always Seen Trump as Nothing But a Submissive Pussy

   19 Aug 00:00:17  |  The Spoof

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Moscow’s Red Press has just confirmed that Russian President Vladimir Putin has always looked upon Donald Trump as nothing more than a pathetic, little submissive pussy, who has the biggest inferiority complex of anyone on ea

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