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Couple In Dispute After Vermin Deaths

   29 Dec 00:00:10  |  The Spoof

After an incident in which a family placed a rat trap which snared seven creatures over a period of five days in their kitchen, a debate has taken place over whether the victims were rats or mice.

"The ugly, scrawny, filthy vermin that weren't cle

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Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender

   29 Dec 00:00:10  |  The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: Thank God for President Trump! In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that sex organs can be used to determine one’s gender. While conventional sex theories, held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's inter-joinin

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Man Shops For 2021, 2022 And 2023 Christmas Presents Whilst There Are Still Shops

   28 Dec 00:00:07  |  The Spoof

A man who likes to plan well in advance has revealed how he has been doing a super-excessive amount of shopping recently, not just for Christmas this year, but also for the upcoming Christmases of 2021, 2022, and 2023, whilst there are still shops in

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Wedding Parade Was Fraught With Dangers

   28 Dec 00:00:07  |  The Spoof

Weddings can always be relied upon to put everyone in a good mood, but the mood of one wedding this morning was almost ruined beyond the limits of the imagination, when a whole series of near-disasters conspired to blacken the ceremony.

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Family Enjoys Spirograph Fun

   27 Dec 00:00:11  |  The Spoof

There was a swirling, swooshing, looping, big, round almost endless session of circular fun in one household on Boxing Day, as a man and his two young children sat for hours and hours and hours making lots of pretty patterns with their new Spirograph

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Only 363 Shopping Days Left To Christmas!

   27 Dec 00:00:11  |  The Spoof

It may only recently have been the festive shopping and gift-giving extravaganza that is Christmas Day, but many retail outlets are already busy restocking their shelves and advertising that there's no time to waste, and that there are now only 363 s

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Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

   26 Dec 00:00:13  |  The Spoof

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is at the centre of an assault claim this morning, after he alleged that various European leaders 'ganged-up' on him after the end of the latest Brussels summit, and took turns to kick him up the bottom.

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Santa Claus Feared Dead

   26 Dec 00:00:13  |  The Spoof

There are worrying reports coming in this morning, after it was claimed that Santa Claus, who, without fail, turns up at the home of every good child in the world on 25 December, did not turn up last night.

Concerned members of the public jammed t

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Diego Maradona Celebrates One Month Clean

   25 Dec 00:00:12  |  The Spoof

Argentinian former World Cup winner, Diego Maradona, who, throughout his life, has been dogged with problems related to alcohol and drugs, is celebrating today after making it to the one-month mark since he indulged in either.

Maradona, 60, won th

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Man In Supermarket Heard Chinese Assassination Of Wham!'s 'Last Christmas', And Wished It Were Already January

   25 Dec 00:00:12  |  The Spoof

A man who was aimlessly ambling along the aisles of a supermarket earlier today, has revealed how he had a frightening aural experience when he was forced to listen to the strains of a Cinese singer as he completely annihilated the Wham! classic, 'La

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