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Man's Wife Never Listens To A Word He Says

   27 Sep 00:00:18  |  The Spoof

It's something that's often said in jest between married couples, or between parents and children, or jokily between colleagues at work in a 'bantering' way, but there was nothing bantersome about one man's complaint this week, when he revealed that

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Russian Vaccine To Be Mass Produced For US Market At Trump Sperm Banks

   27 Sep 00:00:18  |  The Spoof

There was great news for the entire country, and even the world, this morning, when it was revealed that the Coronavirus vaccine currently being tested in Russia, is to be mass produced within the United States at President Trump's extensive network

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Where’s Hunter

   26 Sep 00:00:14  |  The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: Elvis has been sighted more often than Hunter Biden. He was born with a plastic face and a silver spoon in his mouth. The guy was kicked out of the Navy. Do you know how hard it is to get kicked out of the Navy when your old man is

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Man Oblivious To Bacon Factory Fire After Being Distracted By Nice Smell

   26 Sep 00:00:13  |  The Spoof

A man has recounted how he remained unaware of a blaze at a local bacon processing factory, despite noticing a 'delicious smell'.

Myke Woodson, 57, was sitting reading a book in the back garden of his mother's house in Oaf-on-Sea, when, all of a s

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Man Finds It Difficult To Eat When Wearing A Face Mask

   25 Sep 00:00:09  |  The Spoof

A man who strictly obeys rules and has been closely observing the government's instructions during the Coronavirus pandemic, has said that, although he wears a protective face mask all of the time, this causes problems when he is taking his meals.

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Donald Trump Denied Entry At Sperm Bank

   25 Sep 00:00:09  |  The Spoof

There was controversy in downtown Manhattan this morning, when President Donald Trump was refused entry at a local sperm bank during an unannounced flying visit to New York.

The incident happened at the Lower East Side Sperm Donation Center on Eas

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American Tourist Tries To Blend In With Manchester Locals

   24 Sep 00:00:07  |  The Spoof

An American tourist who was visiting England for the first time recently, got into a 'sticky situation' when he walked into a Manchester pub and spoke in a way that he imagined might endear him the locals.

The 'cousin from across the Pond', Abel R

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China to ship free upgrade to COVID-20

   24 Sep 00:00:07  |  The Spoof

Following worldwide criticism of COVID-19, it has emerged that China will start shipping a free upgrade by the end of this November.

COVID-20 will be available to all countries currently using COVID-19, and incorporates several important new bugs.

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Coronavirus Will Vote Trump

   23 Sep 00:00:08  |  The Spoof

President Trump might be suffering from a lack of voter confidence in the pre-election opinion polls, but he can sure count on the support of at least one major player - the Coronavirus.

COVID-19 is a big fan of Donald Trump. In fact, it's fair to

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Government Ministers In A&E Crisis

   23 Sep 00:00:09  |  The Spoof

Government health adviser Gerda Funnifeelin says she is concerned about the Government's response to an A&E crisis. “Many ministers don’t appear to able to distinguish their A from their E,” she said. “That is despite taking their 100k, and being

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