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Man Gets Large Turd Stuck, Causing His Own 'Canal Crisis'
06 Apr 00:00:07 | The Spoof
Ploppington-Upon-Tyne, UK - Willie Mayket was amazed when he looked down to see the shear size of his daily morning turd. "It's bloddy massive, init?" he told reporters, trying to show us pictures.
"If it's anything like the situation I'm dealing
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LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity
05 Apr 00:00:08 | The Spoof
The LGBT organization is to create a religious mecca for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and liberal Straight people, in San Francisco, named Worship City. "We created the center out of necessity after being rejected by other religious insti
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Joe Biden: Now Don’t Tell Me I’ve Nothing To Do
05 Apr 00:00:08 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been reported, that for the nearly nine months preceding the Presidential election, while Joe Biden was sequestered in his basement, he wore out the recliner mechanism on two Naugahyde BarcaLoungers.
Although he did ge
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Easter Bunnies in lockdown means Easter is postponed in 2021!
04 Apr 00:00:08 | The Spoof
(NOT EDITED) Year 2021 will be a bad-egg Easter because of global lockdowns affecting normal celebrations! Jesus will not be crucified on Good Friday this year; hence he will not reappear on Easter Sunday as usual, and will certainly not be appearing
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Singing Star To Change Her Stage Name To Dodge Criticism
04 Apr 00:00:08 | The Spoof
International singing sensation Dildo has said she is considering changing her stage name to something a bit more 'normal', after she claimed she has begun to attract both criticism and resentment from people who say that her name reminds them of som
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Unrenowned Writer Found Undead
03 Apr 00:00:15 | The Spoof
A highly unrenowned writer for The Onion was found undead near Fargo, North Dakota Thursday. The cause of death is not being investigated even though the body of Kilroy Kovacs III, who went by the pseudonym “Kilroy”, was found dressed in a bunny suit
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SpongeBob Squarepants Gets Cancelled
03 Apr 00:00:15 | The Spoof
Ever wonder why The SpongeBob Reality Show got cancelled?
One of the creepy attractions of reality television is the glimpses it gives us into the lives of meaningless creatures whose lives we might never get to see otherwise. It's equal parts upl
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Man Emerges From 5-Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President
02 Apr 00:00:04 | The Spoof
In news from Washington, it's been reported that a man from the city, who had been in a coma from early 2016 until he emerged from it just last week, has steadfastly refused to believe that, for the previous four years, Donald Trump had been the pres
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Tugboat Stuck In River Hull
02 Apr 00:00:03 | The Spoof
After the controversy of the supertanker on the Suez Canal was finally laid to rest yesterday, a new hullaballoo unfolded in Hull, East Yorkshire this morning, as the hull of a tugboat in the River Hull became stuck in the filthy, grey-black sludge t
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Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People
01 Apr 00:00:13 | The Spoof
President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday.
"So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,
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