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Trump Holds News Conference With Single Fox News Reporter About Coronavirus Origin and Treatments
07 May 00:00:04 | The Spoof
Washington - After his daily Covid-19 news conferences with multiple White House correspondents and reporters resulted in embarrassingly ridiculous comments being disseminated to the public and questioned by the incredulous attendees, President Donal...
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Serial Murderer Released To Make Room For Barber Shop Owner
07 May 00:00:04 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a heartwarming gesture, Walter “Chainsaw” Williams, who was sentenced to life in prison without parole for gruesomely sawing up nineteen victims in a nine-day crime spree, relinquished his cell in San Quentin so that Willy “Sci...
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Child's Birthday Cake Dropped On Way Back From Shop
06 May 00:00:04 | The Spoof
There was panic afoot in one couple's minds this morning when, on their way back from a shopping trip to buy their young son a birthday cake, the motorbike they were riding had a minor skirmish with another motorbike, and the aforementioned cake was...
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Trump sings Chinese National Anthem in major diplomatic row
06 May 00:00:04 | The Spoof
A major diplomatic row has blown up between the Unites States and China as a result of a version of the Chinese National Anthem sung by President Donald Trump today in Washington DC.
Trump decided to sing the English language version of the anthe...
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British Cabinet publicly applauds itself. "NHS are good, but we are something else!" claims Johnson
05 May 00:00:05 | The Spoof
The Prime Minister and fellow Cabinet ministers staged a first, yesterday, outside their respective London residencies, disgruntled about the lack of acclaim for their unique mismanagement of Covid 19, and vigorously applauded themselves. Alongside B...
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Advanced Buddhist Walking Meditation Incorporates Chewing Gum
05 May 00:00:05 | The Spoof
For students comfortable with traditional walking meditation, Nashville meditation center Hurry Up and Sit introduced an advanced version, which also incorporates chewing gum. Like typical walking meditation, walking and chewing gum meditation involv...
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Clap Or Die
04 May 00:00:09 | The Spoof
As the “Clap For Carers” movement gathers pace around the country, many hardcore Brexiteers are worried that it doesn’t go far enough, and are calling on the government to step in and enforce it on those who aren't joining in.
Every Thursday even...
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Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy
04 May 00:00:09 | The Spoof
After wrestling into the dark hours of the night with shame, self-abandonment, and bafflement as to what his life even meant, Randy Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, awakened the next morning feeling a little groggy.
“Yeah, normally I jump up brigh...
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Tour De France Will Not Be Held 'Behind Closed Doors'
03 May 00:00:13 | The Spoof
The Coronavirus may well have brought an abrupt end to most of the worldwide sporting programme, but the exotically-named French minister for sport, Roxana Maracineanu, has said that the 2020 Tour de France will not be held 'behind closed doors'.
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Lockdown Opens Doors for Key Workers
03 May 00:00:13 | The Spoof
LOCKSMITHS have reported booming sales since the start of the coronavirus pandemic.
While many businesses have been struggling during the tight restrictions, key workers have never been so busy.
Reg Dwight, owner of key-cutting and lock fitting...
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