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Bezos-Musk, Inc., Donates Sexual Reassignment Surgeries To 6,000 Transgenders
05 Jan 19:00:11 | The Spoof
TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – In a move to try and bring members of the transgender community together, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just announced that they will be donating sexual reassignment surgeries to 6,000 individuals.
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Experts Now Agree That The Loch Ness Monster Is Actually A Tremendously Overweight Salamander With A Glandular Problem
05 Jan 19:00:11 | The Spoof
JOLLY ROGER, England – (Satire News) – The infamous Loch Ness Monster of Scottish Gaelic folklore was first discovered on September 13, 1933, at 4:35 am in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.
Unlike La Chupacabra creature in Texas, Nessie is not
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can Go Scot-Free If She Turns On Donald Trump
04 Jan 19:00:08 | The Spoof
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Ghislaine Maxwell or Ghisy, as her fellow female inmates refer to prisoner #690369071, informed the Sing Sing Prison warden that she is ready to sing like a friggin' canary (and implicating Trump) if it means that
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Limahl looking forward to going on their 'Pointless' Tour
04 Jan 19:00:08 | The Spoof
Popular eighties beat combo, Limahl, are looking forward to heading out on their next tour, aptly named The Pointless Tour.
'Yes' said the band's manager 'we saw that the equally popular Tears for Fears had named their next live jaunt 'The Tipping
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Illegal Tweets From Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump
03 Jan 19:00:13 | The Spoof
Mar-a-Lago - (Satire News) - 2:45 am
TWEET 1. I don’t care what Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Shumer, and Lemon say, I won the election fair and square. [2:45 am]
TWEET 2. For the last time, I have never boinked that horrendously ugly whore Marjorie T
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The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia
03 Jan 19:00:12 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government.
According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno
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Adele and The The Raging Female Hormones Band To Perform At Super Bowl LVI (51)
02 Jan 19:00:11 | The Spoof
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The NFL has just announced that the half-time performers at the 2022 Super Bowl, which will be held at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California, will be British singer Adele and the British rock group, The Raging Female
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Sarah Ferguson Says That She Does Not Appreciate Being Called "The Duchess of Pork"
02 Jan 19:00:11 | The Spoof
LIVERPOOL – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, spoke candidly with Bee’s Knees reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, and told him to please write a column saying that she (Fergie) wants everyone to stop calling her “The Duchess of Pork.
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Celine Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic
01 Jan 19:00:09 | The Spoof
LAS VEGAS – (Entertainment Satire) – Close friends of songstress Celine Dion are extremely worried about her, as she has dipped down to a skinny-as-hell 81 pounds.
A member of her Las Vegas band, who begged not to have his name released, said that
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Ohio Man Creates Petition To Cancel Thousands of Double D Breasted Women on Tik-Tok for Causing Erection At Work
01 Jan 19:00:09 | The Spoof
DAYTON, OH-Clint Smith, a Dayton Ohio manufacturing manager at Caltech Auto Parts, took a wild leap forward with cancel culture this week by writing up a petition to have 156,742 big breasted women kicked off Tik-Tok for causing him to get an erectio
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