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Vice-President Harris Will Visit Afghanistan and Meet With The New Taliban Leader
28 Aug 00:00:25 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (U.S. Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has confirmed that VP Harris will be flying to Kabul, Afghanistan on Air Force One to have a private meeting with the top ranking Taliban leader.
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Fort Knox Reports That 89 Ten-Ounce Gold Bars Are Missing
28 Aug 00:00:25 | The Spoof
KNOXVILLE, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Knoxville’s PBS affiliate is reporting that the vice-assistant director of Fort Knox has revealed that there are 89 ten-ounce gold bars missing from the high-security building.
When asked what the total value
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Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection
27 Aug 00:00:20 | The Spoof
Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau (who also goes by the name 'Justine' on Saturday nights), has done what most logical, intelligent, and compassionate world leaders would do, and has called for a Federal election during a global pandemic.
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The Taliban Has Confiscated 3,000 Camels and They Have Put Them All on Craig’s List
27 Aug 00:00:19 | The Spoof
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business Satire) – Reports out of the Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan republic say that Taliban General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim has ordered that all Afghani camels be rounded up.
His troops, which he has christened the Nim-Nimers
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A Hooters Girl With a Huge Mouth Is Noted For Giving The Best You-Know-Whats In Chattanooga
26 Aug 00:00:11 | The Spoof
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – An employee of the national Hooters chain is noted for two things being able to speak six languages fluently, and for having the biggest, most amazing mouth on both sides of the Mississippi River.
Daniella
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President Biden Hires Donald Trump’s Niece, Mary Trump, To Be a CIA Advisor
26 Aug 00:00:11 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many close friends of the Trump family have said off-the-record that Donald’s niece Mary Trump is the only member of the family who isn’t an arrogant, sarcastic, hateful, racist piece-of-crap.
Mary Trump, who is
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Austin’s All-Nude Thirsty Beaver Night Club Has Been Named #1 in the Nation
25 Aug 00:00:21 | The Spoof
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Roulette-Gazette newspaper has just named their annual “Number One Lounge in The Nation.”
And this year’s winner is the Thirsty Beaver Night Club which is in the Austin suburb of Pflugerville.
The club’s o
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A U.S. C-17 Cargo Plane Loaded With 917 Afghani Refugees Bound For New York City is Diverted To Montreal, Canada
25 Aug 00:00:20 | The Spoof
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris, in her capacity as the second most-powerful person in the country, has announced that she has diverted an Afghani C-17 cargo plane loaded with close to 1,000 refugees that was headed to the USA t
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Covid-19 Variant Is Turning Into A War Of The Worlds Film
24 Aug 00:00:15 | The Spoof
The Covid-19 variant, called Delta, is turning into a War Of The Worlds film. So where is Tom Cruise? He’s supposed to be scaling down a rope, stop four inches above the floor and rescue the world from that killer virus called Delta. And Delta is no
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Where’s Kamala? The Search Goes On For Elusive Termagant
24 Aug 00:00:14 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pressed for information by George Staphylococcus regarding the whereabouts of Kamala Harris, his peripatetic partner-in-crime, President Biden smiled and dropped his voice an octave. Crooning an old melody made famous by Paul Anka
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