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Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town
01 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Police in West Yorkshire who arrested a Muslim woman on charges of prostitution after she was seen loitering on a street corner dressed in seductive Muslim-style garb, had to call for specialist lifting equipment when the woman steadfastly refused to...
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Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony
01 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Religious officials at a local Muslim mosque have denied that any of their congregation was sick, poorly, ill, in pain, unwell, or being tortured, after an unnamed source reported that he heard a man wailing 'endlessly' during the early hours of this...
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Nashville Man Becomes a Stoic
31 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In the grand tradition of Roman emperor/philosopher Marcus Aurelius, Ben Foley of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to become a stoic.
"I dig it," said Foley of his new way of life. "It's chill. Steady, as my man Marcus liked to say."
Foley explain...
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"White House Asked US Navy to Hide Warship or Better Still - Sink It"
31 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Unnamed sources have claimed that the White House asked for a warship named after "President" Donald Trump's late rival, Senator John McCain, to be obscured during the president's trip to Japan.
Following the reports, the Navy Chief of Information...
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Bread Was Mouldy
30 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
A loaf of bread that had been stored in a bread bin and forgotten about for two weeks, had turned 'mouldy', it's been revealed.
The bread, which was an 800g medium-sliced Granary loaf, had been purchased on or around Saturday, 4 May, at Tesco, and...
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Donald Trump Tells IOC That "Sumo Must Be Part Of Japan Olympics"
30 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Recuperating after a gruelling three-day jolly in Japan this morning, President Donald Trump wasted no time in going on the offensive once again, as he tweeted that:
"the IOC are nuts if they don't include Sumo in the Tokeyo Olimpycs 2020!! Nuts!!...
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Tosspot Walked Four Miles, Then Walked Back Again
29 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Drama in East Yorkshire at the weekend, when well-known local tosspot, Reg Gittens, decided to take a short stroll up the road from his house to 'stretch his legs'.
Once on the road, however, Gittens mind drifted off, he lost his focus, and eventu...
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Plan to allow future convicts to serve time before they offend
29 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Under a bold Home Office scheme, people who believe they might commit an offence in the future will be able to build up ‘Porridge Points’ at a time which suits them.
If and when they are convicted of a crime, the courts will then use any credits t...
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Mount Everest Now Even Harder To Climb
28 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Mount Everest, the epic epitome of adventure, and the ultimate challenge for experienced mountaineers the world over, is now considered harder than ever to climb, mainly because of the extortionate price of a climbing permit.
A special permit issu...
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Trump Compliments Nancy Pelosi: “Prettier Than Alice Cooper.”
28 May 01:00:01 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: The war of words between President Trump and Nancy Pelosi escalated dramatically this past week. After Nancy insulted President Trump by questioning his temperament and mental fitness by suggesting that Trump’s family and staff s...
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