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28 Dec 00:00:07 | The Spoof
Weddings can always be relied upon to put everyone in a good mood, but the mood of one wedding this morning was almost ruined beyond the limits of the imagination, when a whole series of near-disasters conspired to blacken the ceremony.
Englishman
27 Dec 00:00:11 | The Spoof
There was a swirling, swooshing, looping, big, round almost endless session of circular fun in one household on Boxing Day, as a man and his two young children sat for hours and hours and hours making lots of pretty patterns with their new Spirograph
27 Dec 00:00:11 | The Spoof
It may only recently have been the festive shopping and gift-giving extravaganza that is Christmas Day, but many retail outlets are already busy restocking their shelves and advertising that there's no time to waste, and that there are now only 363 s
26 Dec 00:00:13 | The Spoof
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is at the centre of an assault claim this morning, after he alleged that various European leaders 'ganged-up' on him after the end of the latest Brussels summit, and took turns to kick him up the bottom.
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26 Dec 00:00:13 | The Spoof
There are worrying reports coming in this morning, after it was claimed that Santa Claus, who, without fail, turns up at the home of every good child in the world on 25 December, did not turn up last night.
Concerned members of the public jammed t
25 Dec 00:00:12 | The Spoof
Argentinian former World Cup winner, Diego Maradona, who, throughout his life, has been dogged with problems related to alcohol and drugs, is celebrating today after making it to the one-month mark since he indulged in either.
Maradona, 60, won th
25 Dec 00:00:12 | The Spoof
A man who was aimlessly ambling along the aisles of a supermarket earlier today, has revealed how he had a frightening aural experience when he was forced to listen to the strains of a Cinese singer as he completely annihilated the Wham! classic, 'La
24 Dec 00:00:17 | The Spoof
There was much shivering and extreme reluctance to get into a shower in one household's bathroom this morning, when it was discovered that the water was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Seasonal cold weather in this part of sout
24 Dec 00:00:18 | The Spoof
God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions.
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23 Dec 00:00:06 | The Spoof
Washington - The nation's most important historian group, the American Society of Historians, called their annual meeting to order last week and, at the end of the Trump presidency, decided to rank the President's accomplishments and positive affect