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The War On Terror Is Over As Terror Concedes Defeat
14 Mar 01:00:02 | The Spoof
There were celebrations at the White House and in Downing Street this morning when it was revealed that the decades-long War on Terror was finally over, Terror having admitted that it was a spent force, and that it no longer had the resources or the...
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Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning
14 Mar 01:00:02 | The Spoof
“This man-woman is putting our entire freedom of the press at risk!” declared President Trump. “If we start letting confused, troubled people sell their secrets to Wikileaks in order to fund their sex-change operations, what’s next? Rigged elections?...
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Conor McGregor Has Holes In The Knees Of His Jim-Jams
13 Mar 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has a secret that he probably doesn't want you to know, but which we're going to tell you about anyway - the Irishman has holes in both knees of his pyjama trousers.
McGregor,...
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Pelosi Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs
13 Mar 01:00:02 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: Representative Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) thanked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for recommending that Jewish slurs be standardized so that there is no misunderstanding when she condemns Israel for throwing Benjamins around to influence Ame...
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Man Didn't Get Out Of His Pyjamas For Three Days
12 Mar 01:00:01 | The Spoof
We've all had them, those days when we just don't feel like doing anything, and sit around in our pyjamas all day long. One man, however, took this to the extreme at the weekend, when he didn't get out of his bedclothes for nearly three days!
The...
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Nashville Man’s Mother Drops Ball by Failing to Remind Him about Seasonal Time Change
12 Mar 01:00:01 | The Spoof
This past weekend, Wanda James, the mother of 32-year-old Tucker James in Nashville, Tennessee, failed to remind Tucker to set his clock an hour ahead as the area returned to Eastern Standard Time, causing him to almost miss a coffee date with a frie...
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The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down
11 Mar 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Saigon, Vietnam Although the world was left wondering why Trump left the North Korean-U.S. Disarmanent Talks early is because there was an incident that was kept secret.
While many news agencies went along with the idea that Kim was soft on givin...
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Writing Instructor Has Trouble Completely Barring Students from Using Adverbs
11 Mar 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In her course emphasizing punchy, to-the-point writing, Crestwood Community College Professor Sandra Finn strongly advises her students to avoid using adverbs, but found she had trouble completely barring them from doing so.
“I tried to tell them...
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"Increase Birth Rate," "Sex Vacations" - Goals of White Ultranationalists
10 Mar 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Lausanne, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. At this week's international conference of white ultranationalists from Europe, North America and other primarily white areas, the overwhelming concern of delegates was the low birth rate associated with t...
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Stress Massage Therapist Tells Iowa Resident To Consume Massive Amounts Of Beer And Tobacco After 90-Minute Healing Session
10 Mar 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Davenport, Iowa. Unlike most professional stress massage therapists who recommend drinking water in order to stay hydrated and physically healthy after intense healing sessions designed to produce muscle relaxation while calming internal tension, Su...
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