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Politically Correct Woman (Almost) Uses Pandemic as Excuse Not to Reuse Plastic Bag
17 May 00:00:08 | The Spoof
In the course of discarding the rinds of a watermelon she'd chopped up for consumption throughout the rest of the week, Polly Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, almost used the COVID-19 pandemic as an excuse not to reuse a several-year-old plastic groce...
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Men In White Suits Seen At White House
17 May 00:00:08 | The Spoof
It may mean nothing at all whatsoever, but Washington, DC tongues have been set a-wagging in the capitol after a vanload of men in white suits turned up unannounced at 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, and were shown inside by what looked like Secret Service...
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Recovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice
16 May 00:00:04 | The Spoof
Despite his devotion to practicing the Eleventh Step of Alcoholics Anonymous by seeking through prayer and meditation to improve his conscious contact with God as he understands God, praying only for knowledge of God’s will for him and the power to c...
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Man Could Soon Be Eating Rice For Breakfast, Dinner And Tea
16 May 00:00:04 | The Spoof
An Englishman who, as a general rule, doesn't eat that much rice, has said that, before very much longer, he could quite easily be eating it for breakfast, dinner and tea.
Indeed, he could be eating it in his sleep.
The dire situation has come...
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Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks
15 May 00:00:13 | The Spoof
Troubled by the infringement of civil liberties imposed in the name of curbing the spread of COVID-19, Americans seeking to speak truth to power have been hindered by the presence of their State-mandated face masks.
“There's been an unprecedented...
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McDonalds To Open In White House Grounds
15 May 00:00:13 | The Spoof
In news that will be, to people all over the US, somewhat unbelievable, it's been announced that McDonalds, the world's most popular fast food chain, and personal favorite of President Donald Trump, has been given the go-ahead to set up an outlet in...
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Queens Man Admits to Being Non-Essential Worker
14 May 00:00:16 | The Spoof
Notwithstanding the documentation partially exempting him from the COVID-19 lockdown and authorizing him to leave his house to travel to the grocery store where he has been employed for nearly two years, Harry White of Queens, New York, admitted to n...
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Why Does Nancy Poozleosi Have Two Sets Of Eyebrows
14 May 00:00:16 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: To the casual observer, a lady with two sets of eyebrows should not raise eyebrows. But crack detective, Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, is not a casual observer.
Au contraire. Dirty is all business and some. Besides squeezing...
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Americans Confused as to whether Getting Coronavirus Is Good or Bad
13 May 00:00:19 | The Spoof
Many Americans are confused as to what fate awaits them if they become infected with the coronavirus and then recover. Will they be a pariah or superhuman? Hero or social outcast? Gasping for air or immune for life?
“If I find out I’ve had it, wi...
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Government's Online Covid-19 Press Conference Facility Taken Down After 30 Minutes
13 May 00:00:19 | The Spoof
An online government question submission form provided so that the general public might have their concerns aired at a press conference on the Coronavirus, has had to be taken offline, after it was abused by people asking the most stupid questions im...
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