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Pete's Wood Awards Mr. Hymen Clit 'Employee of the Month' For January
03 Feb 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Portage County, Wisconsin. Pete's Wood, a lumber furniture factory that utilizes only the biggest and hardest wood in order to produce household furniture and outdoor composite decking boards, took a special moment last week to shine the employee sp...
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Freezing Chicago Fireman Hoping for Nice, Warm Neighborhood Fire
03 Feb 01:00:01 | The Spoof
As Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois continue to struggle with the polar vortex cold snap, people are trying to come up with imaginative and often unorthodox ways to stay warm in sub-zero temperatures.
A member of the Chicago fire brigade has co...
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Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man
02 Feb 01:00:01 | The Spoof
A teenage boy who stood smirking in the face of a Native American elder whilst the latter sang the Indigenous People's Walking song at the Lincoln memorial, has the kind of face you'd like to plant your fist in, claims a man with violent tendencies.
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Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week
02 Feb 01:00:01 | The Spoof
With more brilliant breaking news, Ms. Maddow has added to her suggestion Mr. Putin will shut down electric power in the US.
Middle-North America is currently shivering in temperatures as low as minus 30 F, an excellent opportunity for Mr. Putin,...
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President Trump Wins Twitter 'Twit Of The Year' Award
01 Feb 01:00:01 | The Spoof
US President Donald Trump has been crowned runaway winner of the inaugural Twitter 'Twit of the Year' competition in its new annual tournament of twits.
The president has been a major contributor to the social media site since he first tweeted on...
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Pence Brings Trump to Jesus
01 Feb 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Following United States President Donald Trump’s party-chastening failure to secure funding for his long-promised border wall after a 35-day partial government shutdown, Vice President Mike Pence seized upon the president's rare moment of humility an...
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HOT New Depression Medication: Prescription Placebos
31 Jan 01:00:01 | The Spoof
After a number of published - or, more often, unpublished - studies called into serious doubt whether antidepressants were any more effective in treating clinical depression than placebos, Big Pharma giant Smerck & Co. transformed a potentially c...
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Bank Employee Fired Over Bad Breath
31 Jan 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Former colleagues of an ex-bank teller who was fired because of his bad breath, have spoken of their relief over his sacking.
The Manhattan Investment Bank had spoken to the teller on several occasions, and had given fair warning that, if things d...
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Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers
30 Jan 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes.
This was exactly the scenario at a local school this week, when a science teacher witnessed one of the students in one of his classes...
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In the Interest of Improving Foreign Relations, Trump And Kim Jong-un Agree to Imagine Each Other Naked
30 Jan 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In the interest of improving foreign relations, and advancing negotiations regarding North Korea''s speculated nuclear agenda, United States President Donald Trump and North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un agreed to try a time-tested tension-easing...
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