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Donald Trump’s Doctor Says His Balls Are Atrophying (Shrinking) At An Alarming Rate
02 Sep 00:00:17 | The Spoof
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has been the former “Divider-in-Chiefs” personal physician for decades.
He first saw DJT, back on September 29, 1999, when Trump developed a horrible case of the clap, which he to this day claims he got
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Rhode Island’s 8-Year-Old Dare Devil "Rocket Boy" Ends Up Crashing Into A Vietnamese Nail Salon
02 Sep 00:00:17 | The Spoof
CUCUMBER CREEK, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Little 8-year-old dare devil sensation Billy “Rocket Boy” Pizzquilly was bound and determined to prove that he can get his rocket contraption, which he named “Bitchfire,” to travel at speeds exceeding 12
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The Texas State High Court Calls For Gov. Greg “The Crazy Prick” Abbott To Be Removed From Office
01 Sep 00:00:13 | The Spoof
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the heart of Texas state that Governor Greg Abbott, who has gone off-the-deep-end and needs to be removed from office before the ignorant, loose cannon shitass gets a wild hair up his ass and decides to
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Trump Aide Caused Kabul Airport Bottle-Neck
01 Sep 00:00:13 | The Spoof
The name sounded vaguely familiar: Miller? Definitely not the same guy who was once married to Marlyn Monroe. He was the playwright with the first name of Arthur. And there was also author Henry Miller.
Oh yes, Stephen Miller was in the Trump admi
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Matt Gaetz Ties The Knot – Or Rather Gets Married (To a Woman)
31 Aug 00:00:36 | The Spoof
CATALINA ISLAND, California – (Satire News) – Matt Gaetz, 39, who has sex-trafficking issues up the yazoo, as they say in Yazoo City, Mississippi, has married 26-year-old Ginger Luckey.
He promised the local news media that his new, blushing bride
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Governor Andrew Cuomo Was Back
31 Aug 00:00:36 | The Spoof
Governor Cuomo is behind his desk again, giving orders. Brought back by Henri, the cyclone, hurricane, north westerner, ice storm headed toward the east coast and New York. The guy took on Coronavirus and succeeded by taking command, saving lives, pr
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Donald Trump Takes a Horrible Fall at a Golf Course and Badly Injures His Tongue
30 Aug 00:00:20 | The Spoof
KISSIMMEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Miami Globe-Gazette is reporting that Donald Trump was on the 13th hole at The General Robert E. Lee Golf Course in Kissimmee, Florida, when he, for no apparent reason, stumbled and landed on his face.
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The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback
30 Aug 00:00:21 | The Spoof
DALLAS – (Satire News) – According to recent statistics on horses in Texas, one out of every six adults in the Dallas Metroplex area owns a horse.
And some families are known as two-horse families. In keeping with that theme, the executives at McD
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Footy World Cup to be moved from Qatar to Kabul in 2022!
29 Aug 00:00:20 | The Spoof
FIFA, world body controlling global footy, have struck a deal with the Taliban, and the Taliban will now host the World cup in 2022! They have offered their services to patrol and control proceedings in Kabul plus FIFA will pay them $10 billion smack
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Senator Rand Paul is The Granddaddy of Misinformation and Unadulterated Bullshit!
29 Aug 00:00:20 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits agree that more bullshit comes out of Rand “The Weasel” Paul’s mouth than anyone else in the entire country; except maybe for Trump, McConnell, Gaetz, Jordan, Graham, Hannity, Carlson, Gutfeld, and
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