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Liverpool Plastic Fans Scheme Membership Soars
15 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Liverpool Football Club have released details of their new Plastic Fans Scheme, and say advance enquiries have caught their Anfield administration department on the hop.
Fresh from their Champions League success, and a brilliant Premier League cam...
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Hundreds Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada
15 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asyl...
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Demoralized Warriors Blame Friday's Loss on Owner's Ouster by NBA
11 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
The Oracle, Oakland, CA. Down three games to one and facing the Toronto Raptors on their home court Monday night, in a potentially season-ending game, the Golden State Warriors today placed the blame squarely on NBA officials who recklessly banned Wa...
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Londoner suffers fatal stroke following northerner's attempt to strike up conversation on bus
11 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
A 45-year-old London man suffered a fatal stroke yesterday, when a man from the north of England tried to begin a conversation just moments after sitting down next to him on a Number 24 bus from Pimlico to Hampstead Heath.
Witnesses say the northe...
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Man Was Left Aghast At Schiphol Airport Signage
10 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
A wearied transit passenger waiting patiently for an onward flight at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport, has told of how he was left "aghast" after reading a sign informing travellers:
U kunt hier wachten voor ass
Moys Kenwood, 55, was travelling fr...
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More Tory Leadership Candidates Reveal Drug-Fuelled Pasts
10 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
The Tory Leadership stakes have risen dramatically in the last 24 hours, with more and more candidates confessing to past illegal drug-use, writes Archery, Bridge, Hare-Jugging, Real Tennis, Topological Homeomorphism and Political Correspondent, Clai...
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President Trump And Mexico President Agree To Trade Jobs And Wives
08 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bi-lateral agreement that circumvents the tariffs that President Trump said he would impose on Mexico if they didn’t stop the flow of illegals flooding our borders, Secretary of State Michael Pompeo announced today that an ag...
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Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice
08 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Noting that the current American food system inherently relies on the torture and exploitation of living, sentient beings in order to supply Americans' meat-heavy diet, U.S. President Donald Trump acknowledged that veganism is a social justice issue,...
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Trump Threatens China With Wall
07 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation.
Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...
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Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously
07 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Representatives of the meat, dairy and egg industries have come out in support of the controversial push by some to recognize veganism as an official religion entitled to the full protections of the First Amendment, simply so that vegans will stop ta...
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