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Hawaii Tells Tourists To Stay The Eff Away!
07 Sep 00:00:28 | The Spoof
HONOLULU – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Aloha State report that Hawaii’s Secretary of Tourism and Coconut Harvesting has issued a directive stating that tourists from the mainland are not welcome.
The secretary who did not want his na
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Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name
07 Sep 00:00:27 | The Spoof
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Yippee Ki Yay Magazine reports that Kanye West, who embarrassed himself when he took the microphone away from Taylor Swift, at the 2009 VMA Awards Show, has fallen into the deep depths of depressed depression.
After bei
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After 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up
06 Sep 00:00:19 | The Spoof
PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just reported that the mighty Colorado River has turned into a little trickling creek.
They place the blame solely on Global Warming, which former president Don the Con swore
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The Las Vegas Couple Who Named Their Baby Girl, Vagina, Have Decided to Change Her Name To Keep From Going To Prison
06 Sep 00:00:20 | The Spoof
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports that Wendell and Pandora Tuckweed will not be arrested after all.
The couple, who named their baby daughter, Vagina, said that it was really just a joke, but the Nevada State Department of Normalc
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The Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer
05 Sep 00:00:19 | The Spoof
PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Balls News Agency has just confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates have just made history by signing the very first female to play in the Major Leagues.
Catalina Vascovino, has just been signed to a three-year, $12
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Governor Cuomo Abandons His Dog Captain
05 Sep 00:00:19 | The Spoof
So when Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned and moved out of the Governor’s mansion in Albany, the twit abandoned his dog, named Captain, saying, “Maybe somebody else can take care of him.”
Andrew Cuomo can not be former Governor Mario Cuomo’s son. Mar
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The United Kingdom May Have To Cancel Christmas
04 Sep 00:00:06 | The Spoof
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has commented that the 2021 Christmas season may be cancelled.
TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck learned from a source within Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth is highly upset at the prospect
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Donald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!
04 Sep 00:00:05 | The Spoof
KEY WEST, Florida – (Satire News) – Someone once said that if Donald Trump ever goes two hours without telling a damn lie, he’ll probably pass out from hyperfifalosis.
His wife Melania, an ex-lingerie model, said that if she had a nickel for every
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Bob Baffert’s "Sizzling Seattle Heat" Easily Wins The PETA Sponsored - Rocky Mountain Derby
03 Sep 00:00:13 | The Spoof
COLORADO SPRINGS – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest thoroughbred trainers of all-times has done it again.
Bob Baffert’s latest racing stable addition, a stallion named Sizzling Seattle Heat won his very first race, The Rocky Mountain Derby.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Wants Afghanistan To Become The 51st State
03 Sep 00:00:12 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits are all in complete agreement that Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene keeps on saying the most fucked-up shit with each brand new day.
The dishwater blonde's latest hormonal rant is th
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