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Tugboat Stuck In River Hull
02 Apr 00:00:03 | The Spoof
After the controversy of the supertanker on the Suez Canal was finally laid to rest yesterday, a new hullaballoo unfolded in Hull, East Yorkshire this morning, as the hull of a tugboat in the River Hull became stuck in the filthy, grey-black sludge t
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Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People
01 Apr 00:00:13 | The Spoof
President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday.
"So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,
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Trump Is A Wedding Party Entertainer At Mar-a-Lago
01 Apr 00:00:13 | The Spoof
It seems that Donald Trump is at the center stage once again. Not as the White House resident, but as a wedding party entertainer at Mar-a-Lago. And he didn’t have to be voted into the job.
Wearing a black-tie, Trump wanders into the ballroom bef
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The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #11: The Dragonfly
31 Mar 00:00:15 | The Spoof
Hello, everyone. It's Tuesday again, and time to delve into that magical box of mysteries that is the Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals!
Today, I have selected from the zillions of uninteresting animals available a particularly uninterestin
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Adolf Hitler Still Missing
31 Mar 00:00:15 | The Spoof
Authorities in Berlin say there is still no sign of the former German Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who led the country from 1933, and during the Second World War.
Hitler, who would have been 132 years old next month, is reputed to have given instru
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Man Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account
30 Mar 00:00:12 | The Spoof
A man who was told, last week, that, from today, he would no longer be paid in money, but that he would, instead, receive remuneration in peanuts, has said he is concerned over potential difficulties with the safe transfer of his salary into his bank
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Man Forced To Economize After Further Salary Cut
30 Mar 00:00:12 | The Spoof
A man who, only weeks ago, was told that he would be receiving his full salary again after an earlier pay cut, has been told to brace himself once more, as a 50% reduction in remuneration will come into force from Monday.
Five days before Christma
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Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine
29 Mar 00:00:12 | The Spoof
There was a major controversy brewing this evening over the potential dangers of refusing a Coronavirus vaccination, after it was announced that a man from Essex who had been offered - and had stubbornly refused - a COVID-19 shot, had subsequently di
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Man Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed
29 Mar 00:00:11 | The Spoof
A man who can, ordinarily, be described as 'a bit of a worrier', has recently begun to fret out of all proportion as far as taking precaurions over the spread of the Coronavirus are concerned, and has gone to the extraordinary lengths of wearing a fa
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Old Woman Takes Over At Sheffield United
28 Mar 00:00:09 | The Spoof
Their stay in the Premier League may be all but over, and a return to the slog of the Championship looking ever more likely, but Sheffield United are already planning for the future, and this afternoon unveiled the successor to Chris Wilder, sacked a
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