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Insightful Therapist Probes Client's Childhood Memories for Source of Her Neurotic Aversion to Government Surveillance
22 May 00:00:24 | The Spoof
“Did you have a major privacy violation as a child or teenager, like maybe someone sneaking into your room and reading your diary?” asked therapist Christina Carter, probing for the source of her client’s expressed reservations about the prospect of...
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COVID-19: Man Panicked After Touching His Face
22 May 00:00:24 | The Spoof
A man who is completely au fait with every one of the government's anti-Coronavirus precautions, and strictly adheres to them, had a crisis earlier this afternoon, when he unwittingly and inadvertently touched his own face.
This was after touching...
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Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire On Premier League Re-Start
21 May 00:00:06 | The Spoof
With the recommencement of the Premier League season just around the corner, and the news, earlier today, that six players from three PL clubs have tested positive for the Coronavirus, COVID-19, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has spoken ou...
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Nashville Man Thinks World Is Upside-Down but Respects that World Doesn't Care What He Thinks
21 May 00:00:06 | The Spoof
Witnessing comedy clubs implementing contactless temperature-monitoring of guests and people going for their daily jog in face masks, all in the name of curbing the spread of a disease comparable in severity to the flu, Nate Parker of Nashville, Tenn...
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Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'
20 May 00:00:08 | The Spoof
A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'.
Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...
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Sheep Object to Being Lumped in with Blindly-Following Americans
20 May 00:00:08 | The Spoof
With some derogatorily categorizing the swathes of Americans paralyzed in blind, terrified acceptance of whatever the mainstream media tells them regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 as "sheeple," actual sheep are objecting to being lumped in with...
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Trump Gets All-Clear From Tax Auditors
19 May 00:00:20 | The Spoof
After three years of delay after delay after delay in submitting his tax and financial records for audit, President Donald Trump has, this morning received the all-clear thumbs-up from the Inland Revenue Service (IRS), who have commented that he has,...
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CDC Joins Forces With Mosquito Joe for Targeted Virus Control
19 May 00:00:20 | The Spoof
As a number of states begin to loosen up their COVID-19 lockdowns, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has partnered with extermination service Mosquito Joe to help people rid their backyards of the coronavirus and other pests that could p...
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Reopen Your Hearts
18 May 00:00:02 | The Spoof
Professional liar and part time politician, Michael Gove, has stated that “schools are perfectly safe to reopen”, then immediately said “the only way to be safe from the virus is to stay at home”. Which is going to be difficult if the government are...
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Race On To Find Word That Rhymes With 'Nincompoop'
18 May 00:00:02 | The Spoof
It's been reported that etymologists worldwide are involved in a desperate race to find a word that rhymes with 'nincompoop'.
And that doesn't mean, of course, that they can use words like 'stoop', 'loop', or 'hoop', but the rhyming word must rhym...
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