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Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan
20 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an extreme example of asymmetric warfare, President Trump retaliated against Iran for attacks on oil tankers in the Persian Gulf by unleashing a barrage of Sidewinder Missiles this morning. Early satellite photos show camel bod...
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Racist TV Shows To Make Comeback Under Boris Johnson
20 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
As the Conservative Party leadership race starts to get on your tits, sources inside the party have said that, should Boris Johnson be successful, TV viewers can look forward to a whole swathe of racist and homophobic shows that had been, hitherto, s...
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Angela Merkel's Head Melts
19 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
There was drama in Germany today, during some abnormally hot weather, when Chancellor Angela Merkel was taken to hospital when her head melted.
Merkel, 64, was standing next to Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky in Berlin, listening to the two c...
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Assange Additionally Charged with Injuring Government Lamp
19 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Not shying away from applying antiquated and little-used statutes in the interest of protecting the United States government from the actions of journalists, federal prosecutors have added a 19th count to the 18-count indictment against Wikileaks fou...
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Empty chair favourite to be new PM
18 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
In a televised debate between contenders to become the new Tory leader (and therefore temporarily Prime Minister), the surprise winner was an empty chair.
The chair agreed to take part as a last minute replacement for pie-munching posh scarecrow B...
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Tepid Veganism Catches Fire in U.S.
18 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
In an age where moral motivation is arguably at an all-time low, Americans are shying away from the strident, self-righteous style of veganism historically adopted by animal rights activists in favor of a new, more tepid form of veganism that avoids...
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Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is
17 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
The Middle East is a melting pot of opinion, and things there got even more opinionated yesterday, when Israelis decided to meet to talk about just how tall US president Donald Trump is.
Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke first, and...
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Uber brings service to Havana, Cuba
17 Jun 01:00:01 | The Spoof
Uber is taking a significant step this week in its effort to build out its transportation-on-demand business in Havana, Cuba.
Cuba is the biggest ride-hailing market in the Caribbean.
"We are tired of riding donkeys all day, and Uber came to ou...
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Nashville Woman Skyrockets Health with Morning Chocolate Smoothie
16 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Sandra Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, has exponentially upped her intake of greens, calcium and protein by incorporating a daily specialty smoothie into her morning routine. Larkin highly recommends her chocolate peanut butter smoothie to anyone int...
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Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"
16 Jun 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...
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