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Ozzy Osbourne Arrested For Peeing On Donald Trump's Walk of Fame Star
23 Jun 20:00:37 | The Spoof
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The former lead singer with Black Sabbath, has just been arrested by the Hollywood Police Department, after he was observed urinating on Donald Trump's Walk of Fame star.
A total of 19 witnesses clearly identified Ozzy
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The Supreme Court Votes 8 To 1 To Exile Donald Trump - And Guess Which Two Women Say They're Going With Him
23 Jun 20:00:36 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that most Democrats saw coming and only 17.9% of Republicans saw coming, the most evil, predatorial racist thing to walk the face of the Earth is going to be going bye-bye for good-good.
The U.S. Suprem
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The Flyface Factor: No More Masks: California Mandates Cigarette Filters Up Your Nose
22 Jun 20:00:04 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: California, best known for its over abundance of fruits, nuts and vegetables, has now mandated that all residents over 6 years of age must stuff cigarette filters up their noses to prevent the spread of COVID.
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McDonalds In An Effort To Lure More Adult Males Will Be Hiring Hooter's Type Waitresses
22 Jun 20:00:04 | The Spoof
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The largest hamburger chain in the world is concerned that 7% of their adult male patrons are no longer visiting the home of the Big Mac.
A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the company has hired one of the t
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The CIA Confirms That On Top Of Everything Else Putin Now Has The Monkeypox
21 Jun 20:00:10 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Putin, the man who is still considered by many to be Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's puppet master has just caught the mysterious malady known as the Monkeypox.
Ipso Facto News reports that the evil, co
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Prince Charles Denies He Has Monkeypox, Says It's Just Plain Old Fashion Gas
21 Jun 20:00:10 | The Spoof
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth's son, Charles the Prince of Wales, wants to dispel the rumor that has been circulating throughout the United Kingdom, including the towns of Belfast, Lickingshire, and Waxwood-on-the-Blackstaff in Northern Ir
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Comments on June's News Headlines
20 Jun 20:00:07 | The Spoof
Filmmaker Waters (Pink Flamingos) complains that Trump forever ruined bad taste.
Actually I can’t add much to that comment????.
Jared Kushner has taken a Masters class in writing so that he can write his memoir.
Well, that is an improvement
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Trump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi
20 Jun 20:00:07 | The Spoof
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange
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Don't Make Any More Jurassic Park Movies - They Are Getting Dull - Make Jurassic Climate Change Instead
19 Jun 20:00:17 | The Spoof
Jurassic Park movies are dead, instead possibly switch to Jurassic Climate Change, where the climate of millions of years ago, the super-hot jungles of the dinosaurs return to Earth.
It happens, because we have 8 billion people living-and by just
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A Russian Regiment Surrenders To Three Ukrainian Female Soldiers
19 Jun 20:00:19 | The Spoof
SOUFFLE CITY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - Souffle City's TV Channel 129, is reporting that three Ukrainian female soldiers have just captured a regiment of crack Russian troops.
The 82½ Moscow Infantry Regiment, which numbered 717 soldiers decided t
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