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"Is that it then?" Asks sad swingball
12 Sep 00:00:13 | The Spoof
After spending the summer in the garden, slightly rusty swingball set Leonardo Flumpski is feeling slightly sad.
'Yes. there I was' said Flumpski 'standing in the garden, waiting for someone to play with me, I mean people don't even need a partner
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School Children deciding on facial expressions
12 Sep 00:00:13 | The Spoof
School-children four-year-old Josh and six-year-old Daisy are deciding on the facial expressions that they will use in the school photo that their mum will put up on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
'I was thinking of being a lion and roaring' sai
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103 Inches of Snow Falls on New York City – Dozens of City Buses are Missing
11 Sep 00:00:18 | The Spoof
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Snow has never fallen on New York City in September, but that has changed, thanks to Global Warming.
Meteorologists are shocked that the massive snowstorm, known as the Yukon Express, dumped 103 inches of snow in the Big
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How old people are screwed by computers
11 Sep 00:00:18 | The Spoof
Everyone knows that old people and computers don't mix. The case of the absconded email password illustrates exactly how the curdling takes place, orchestrated by big tech.
This is the notorious case of Miss Wiggins, an old maid who lives alone
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Putin Claims That He Has Over a Dozen Video Tapes of Trump Cavorting With Moscow Whores
10 Sep 00:00:21 | The Spoof
MOSCOW – (Satire Gossip) – Reports coming out of the Kremlin, state that Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has now turned on DJT, is alleging that he has 14 tapes of his “American Puppet,” in various states of sexuitis delictiosus (i.e. screwing)
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Couple regret wasting hours watching cat videos on Youtube
10 Sep 00:00:21 | The Spoof
Couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson regret spending three hours of their lives watching Cat videos on Youtube.
'At first, it seemed like a good idea' said Lorraine 'who doesn't like watching a video of a cat doing something mad and silly? I know I lo
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Ikea UK reports empty shelves and Brits are now sleeping on ancient, sagging, yellow stained, Made in UK mattresses!
09 Sep 00:00:13 | The Spoof
Post Brexit consequences are being swept under the carpet (not made in the EU, Made in Iran) as UK mega-large retailers are beginning to complain that their shelves are becoming emptier and emptier!
Brit supermarket shoppers are hoarding olive oil
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New Crime series to be about Devil Worshipper
09 Sep 00:00:14 | The Spoof
In a world of crime fiction, where some of it is solved by Clergymen, such as Father Brown, Grantchester, and the one that will feature Ross Kemp as a hard as nails Lay-Preacher in Cockney Wonder, Devil Won't Care is set to turn the world of cosy cri
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Antifa and The Proud Boys Get Into A Knockdown-Dragout Fight In Portland
08 Sep 00:00:19 | The Spoof
PORTLAND, Oregon – (Satire News) – News reports out of Portland are reporting that two tremendously extreme hate groups clashed at a Walmart parking lot in downtown Portland.
Reporters said that at first the two groups were simply taunting each ot
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Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair
08 Sep 00:00:19 | The Spoof
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas, who was recently named “The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time” by the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, has just had the unmitigated gall to use nearly half a million dollars of state taxpayers money to
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