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20 Jan 19:00:03 | The Spoof
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that her majesty Queen Elizbeth has just purchased a thoroughbred racehorse from Kentucky.
The horse named "Princess iPad" is 2-years-old, and has won 4 of the 5 races she has entered.
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The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
19 Jan 19:00:08 | The Spoof
MANCHESTER, England – (UK Satire) – Like the old saying goes “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” the Glazer family, who owns the Manchester United Red Devils, have decided to take a cue from Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.
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Horny Trump Housewives Get Hot Over Ins'erection' Strippers
19 Jan 19:00:08 | The Spoof
TEXAS - Chippendale's male exotic dancers are booked solid with their new act, The 'Ins'erection' Strippers.
"Man, you wouldn't believe how many horny Trump hags there are out there in the suburbs," told Butch Manly, the head of the Chippendale da
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The Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public
18 Jan 19:00:11 | The Spoof
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state senate has just enacted a law that prohibits lesbionics (lesbians) from engaging in “Third Base Sex.”
Senator Myrtle Fannadurdle, 73, [R-Wichita], stated that the bill was passed to show the lesbos
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Vaccine industry indicates “mass formation psychosis” important tool devoted to patriotism not profit
18 Jan 19:00:11 | The Spoof
An anonymous spokesperson for vaccine producers Outmoda has stepped forward to clarify his company's position in the current controversy over “mass formation psychosis.”
Mass formation psychosis has emerged recently as an explanation for the gener
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Wanker suffers under the long arm of the law
17 Jan 19:00:07 | The Spoof
Police swooped into a Wetherspoon's early this morning to arrest a male suspected of wanking in a public toilet that is marked Disabled Only.
Police say after breaking the door down with brutal force they entered to find the man on his back with
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God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist
17 Jan 19:00:07 | The Spoof
Vatican - On Wednesday Pope Francis made a shocking statement of God's mental health.
"I just don't believe in myself anymore." God is rumored to have said to his therapist.
In addition to his recent self doubt God has been suffering with an
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Melania Trump is Reportedly Considering a $4 Million Offer To Do a Nude Layout Spread In a National Mens Magazine
16 Jan 19:00:07 | The Spoof
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the former first lady and wife of the Trumptard, has been approached about doing a layout in Playguy Magazine.
A spokesperson for the adult mens magazine, Juanito F. D
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A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet
16 Jan 19:00:07 | The Spoof
SOMEWHERE OVER IOWA – (Satire News) – Sky Blue Airlines has just confirmed that two of their cockpit crew members did in fact get into an altercation while 30,000 feet up in the sky.
An airline spokewoman, identified as Virginia Liliana Tippenkunt
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Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman
15 Jan 19:00:08 | The Spoof
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – (Satire News) – Guatemala’s El Platano News Agency has just revealed that one of the country’s most notorious hitmen is actually a hitwoman.
El Plat reporter Paloma Bocalinda, actually spoke with the woman in question i
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