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The Tits Tree Is Now Tennessee's Number One Tourist Attraction

   14 May 20:00:24  |  The Spoof

STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee - (Satire News) - The Volunteer State was the 16th state admitted into the union back on Thursday, June 1, 1796, at 2:15 am.

The state is mainly noted for country music, Daisy Duke short shorts-clad hot, sexy babes, and mo

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The 7-Foot-9-Inch NBA Player For The Oklahoma City Thunder Is Now The Highest Paid African In Basketball

   14 May 20:00:22  |  The Spoof

OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza Sports is reporting that Zimbabwean native, LeBrondo Yuvama, has just received a contract extension.

The Oklahoma City Thunder center, has just renegotiated his contract, which now calls for him to

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Donald Trump Is Having His Tongue Circumsized

   13 May 20:00:10  |  The Spoof

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Trumptard's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just remarked that his long time friend, patient, and yarn spinner, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is going to have his tongue circumsized.

Dr. Fu Fi, who has tried a

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Would You Buy A Pound Of Baloney From Kevin McCarthy

   13 May 20:00:10  |  The Spoof

Would you buy a pound of baloney from Kevin McCarthy?

No.

Why the heck not? Do you think maybe, he might switch the baloney and instead sell you a pound of cat food? No way the sale would be three pounds of oven-baked, freshly roasted turkey.

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Shanghai Suicides Not Allowed Without State Approval

   12 May 20:00:07  |  The Spoof

Under severe lock-down, Chinese people in Shanghai are pissed off and doing the only thing they can do to protest against an unjust government: they are killing themselves in record numbers!

One Chinese man about to hang himself said, “We’re starv

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Other Ministries Joe Is Considering

   12 May 20:00:07  |  The Spoof

Ministry of Awesomeness

Ministry of Doubleplusungood

Ministry of Ministry (ROCK ON!)

Ministry of We’re Not Spying On You We Swear

Ministry of Hollywood Stars Are Better Than You

Ministry of Keepin’ It Real

Ministry of Fuck All

Mi

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Sharon Osbourne Files For Divorce From Her Rockin' Rickety Roller Husband Ozzy Osbourne

   11 May 20:00:14  |  The Spoof

MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - The singer known as "The Prince of Darkness" has just received divorce papers from his wife of 40 years, Sharon "The Boss" Osbourne.

Ozzy Osbourne was born Johnny Mikey Billy Osbourne in England 73 years ago, making

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The St. Louis Cardinals and The New York Mets Brawl After a Mets Batter is Hit in The Head With Sunflower Seeds

   11 May 20:00:14  |  The Spoof

ST. LOUIS - (Sports Satire) - The New York Mets organization has filed a written complaint stating three different Cardinal pitchers are purposely throwing sunflower seed-laden balls at opposing batters.

Sports Territory Magazine writer Tango Bris

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Joe Manchin, AKA The Democrat Traitor, Assaulted By Three Second Graders At A McDonalds

   10 May 20:00:10  |  The Spoof

SHEEP SHIT, West Virginia - (Satire News) - Two of the most hated politicians in the US are Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, and Joe Manchin of West Virginia.

Tapioca Swizzle, reporter with Vox Populi has stated that if meaness, stupidity, and h

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President Putin Is Suffering From Tonsilitis, Laryngitis, Diarrhea, Syphirea, and Fucking Guilt

   10 May 20:00:10  |  The Spoof

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to The Alpha Beta News Agency, Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin, is now the most hateful, despicable, evil, world leader in the world.

Reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, with ABNA, said that even 89% of Pu

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