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Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops
23 Jun 00:00:13 | The Spoof
A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn.
Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced...
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John Bolton Book Attracts Queues Outside Book Stores
23 Jun 00:00:13 | The Spoof
The interest surrounding the release, on Tuesday, of the book written by the former US National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has prompted countless thousands of scandal-hunting readers to form queues outside bookstores in most major cities this mor...
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Grayling The Chair
22 Jun 00:00:04 | The Spoof
Chris Grayling is to be appointed as the new Chair of the Intelligence Committee as the UK government goes through another restructuring. But for those lefty commentators rubbing their hands in glee at this clear own goal from Boris Johnson, things m...
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Biden Plays With His Pet Mouse While Trump Mocks Him
22 Jun 00:00:04 | The Spoof
BILLINGSGATE POST: The contrast couldn’t be greater. While President Trump was electrifying his faithful, explaining why one should never wear leather-soled shoes while going down a steel ramp, Joe Biden was laid out on his Naugahyde BarcaLounger, p...
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New York Man Says There Are Two Things You Can Be Sure Of
21 Jun 00:00:10 | The Spoof
A man in New York has spoken out about what he says are the two things in life that are so certain, that they are absolutely impossible to escape.
Andrew Smith, of Long Island, was evaluating the drudgery, lack of freedom, and uncertainty of moder...
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Trump Tweets Warning About Tulsa Rally
21 Jun 00:00:10 | The Spoof
After lumping together protesters with anarchists, agitators, looters, or lowlifes in a tweet, people around the world wondered whether Donald Trump was describing members of his family?
Trump went on to tweet: Protesters would not be afforded gen...
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Welsh Government relaxes lockdown rules on sheep shagging
20 Jun 00:00:09 | The Spoof
In a welcome move for farmers across Wales, the Cardiff devolved government has announced it is relaxing its Coronavirus lockdown rules on outdoor exercise. This means that the people of Wales can do what they like outdoors once again.
Daffid Wigg...
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Trump Demands Court Stop Bolton Book Because "It Has Way Too Many Pages and Big Words"
20 Jun 00:00:09 | The Spoof
Washington - President Donald Trump tweeted, on Friday, that the U.S. Supreme Court should "stop the release of lying John Bolton's new book immediately", because he decreed that anything said to Bolton is automatically classified to the "highest deg...
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Government Corruption Scandal: Someone ate Tim's panini
19 Jun 00:00:08 | The Spoof
Someone else has eaten Tim's turkey BLT panini right out of the Town Hall break room fridge.
First reports of the scandal emerged at around 12:45 p.m. Wednesday afternoon.
Tim Sullivan, the town's Economic Development Director, is alleged to b...
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White Alliance who Never Kneel and Enjoy Repairing Statues
19 Jun 00:00:08 | The Spoof
Today marks the passing of one of Britain’s most loved wartime singers, Dame Vera Lynn, at the age of 103, which is mightily fucking impressive. Dame Lynn’s music became synonymous with the struggles of a nation sheltering in bunkers from bombers eve...
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