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A Vasectomy Clinic Shuts Down Their Office But Their New Drive-Thru Window is Booming

   12 Apr 00:00:13  |  The Spoof

RALEIGH, North Carolina – The Dixieland Health Administration is reporting that the largest vasectomy clinic in the state has partially shut down.

Nellie Kickington, 49, a DHA spokeswoman, informed the media that the Snippity Snip-Snip Vasectomy C...

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Frankie Howerd on the Coronavirus

   11 Apr 00:00:02  |  The Spoof

Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. No. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen? Well, I mean. That's stretching it, isn't it. Be honest. Ladies and gentlemen? Don't make me laugh. Don't make you laugh either, by the sound o...

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Rex The Wonder Dog To Join Trump's White House Coronavirus Task Force

   11 Apr 00:00:02  |  The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: Upon his appointment to President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Task Force; an open letter from Rex the Wonder Dog to the American public:

“You can't imagine how proud I am to join President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Tas...

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Snickers To Revert To Being Called Marathon

   10 Apr 00:00:11  |  The Spoof

Snickers, the US chocolate bar that, until July 1990, was sold in the UK under the brand name Marathon, is to revert back to its more popular traditional name, because people think Snickers sounds daft.

Snickers were introduced in the United State...

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Movie Buff Despondent After Finding Out Jake Gyllenhaal Is A Jew

   10 Apr 00:00:11  |  The Spoof

Movie buff and racist, Chris Patterson, 45, of Newark, NJ, was crestfallen, Thursday, after discovering that one of his favorite actors is Jewish.

“I am so disappointed; it is heartbreaking to discover that an actor whose body of work I really adm...

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Man Surrenders Laptop to Cat

   09 Apr 00:00:03  |  The Spoof

Gary Johnson, a 46-year-old man about town, has recently taken delivery of a new laptop, after losing his previous one to his cat, Tiddles.

Suffering during self-isolation with wife Lorraine and son Thomas, Gary was sick of finding cat hairs all o...

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Nashville Woman Encouraged to Learn Obesity Alone Does Not Appear to Increase Risk for COVID-19 Mortality

   09 Apr 00:00:03  |  The Spoof

Given that almost all of those who die from COVID-19 have at least one comorbidity factor like hypertension or diabetes, self-describedly “curvy” Meghan Cantwell of Nashville, Tennessee, was extremely encouraged to learn that some research suggests t...

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Man's Glasses Are Now Being Held Together By A Rubber Band

   08 Apr 00:00:11  |  The Spoof

A man whose glasses have broken, but who is unable to leave his home because he is observing the current 'lockdown rules' imposed by the government, has told how he has, 'in the short term', temporarily resolved the problem by using a rubber band to...

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Low-Self-Esteem Suspect Has Trouble Believing He Truly Warrants Arrest

   08 Apr 00:00:10  |  The Spoof

“It was just hard for me to believe I truly deserved it," said 19-year-old alleged armed robber Darien Keller of Nashville, Tennessee, after a high-speed police chase involving over 20 vehicles and an additional dozen officers on foot finally led to...

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Standing Ovation for Queen as she delivers food parcels to council estate

   07 Apr 00:00:03  |  The Spoof

Members of the public applauded Queen Elizabeth the Second as she delivered urgently-needed food parcels to a council estate in South London. Many stood in their doorways, a few metres apart, clapping and waving Union flags, as the 93-year-old monarc...

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