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What is happening with the Archer's Pantomime this year
09 Sep 00:00:20 | The Spoof
Although it is only September, work is usually well under way for the Ambridge pantomime production, but overseer Lydia Snell has barely mentioned it this year.
Although the smaller farms in Ambridge have been pre-occupied with COVID-19, and the p
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Man's Data Isn't Backed Up
09 Sep 00:00:20 | The Spoof
A man who uses a Smartphone to make telephone calls, send emails, browse the internet, and to see what kind of crap his family and friends have been up to on Facebook, has been told by his device that his data isn't backed up.
Quite what this mean
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Fly swatting in France can be an explosive hobby!
08 Sep 00:00:10 | The Spoof
(NOT EDITED) Flies are pests, full stop! Maybe not as bad as mosquitoes or gnats, but they are still a damn nuisance! However, a French fly, not a Spanish one (really irritating), got his own back whilst pestering a farmer's wife in her kitchen.
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Spoof Writer Receives 3-Star Rating For Story
08 Sep 00:00:10 | The Spoof
A frequent, though, by no means the most frequent, contributor to a satirical news website, has said he was interested to note that a reader of one of his stories had awarded it a 3-star rating today, which was thought-provoking.
Moys Kenwood, 57,
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Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV
07 Sep 00:00:17 | The Spoof
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, who was dropped by national team boss Gareth Southgate for the Three Lions' match in Iceland last night, has said that he was so frustrated and angry about the decision, that he didn't even b
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Cops Foil Lockdown Crime Wave
07 Sep 00:00:17 | The Spoof
Police have foiled several hold-up attempts during the virus lockdown. “Robbers were confused,” said Chief Inspector Nickem. “We was confused,” admitted getaway driver Andy Wither-Jumplead.
“It’s not fair,” complained Al Cumquietly. “We couldn’t
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Freddie Mercury Is 74 Today
06 Sep 00:00:14 | The Spoof
The world of rock music stood for a minute's silence today to celebrate the 74th birthday of the multi-talented former Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, who is dead.
Born Farrokh Bulsara, in Zanzibar, on 5 September, 1946, Mercury showed promise at
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Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List
06 Sep 00:00:14 | The Spoof
As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list.
The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization
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Writer claims spoof story is the most controversial ever written
05 Sep 00:00:04 | The Spoof
A frequent contributor to an online satirical news website has claimed that a story he has wriiten could easily be described as 'The Most Controversial Spoof Story in History', in order to draw attention to it.
The story in question was written fo
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Dow Hits 29,000; "Will it Poof?" Asks Puffitt
05 Sep 00:00:04 | The Spoof
Omaha, Nebraska. USA. Woof Blister with another SOB story - Spoof On Business. Only a week after the Dow came within 1,000 points of wiping out the 11,000-point pandemic bear market, the Dow today closed less than 500 points short of that goal. Coupl
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