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The Tits Tree Is Now Tennessee's Number One Tourist Attraction
14 May 20:00:24 | The Spoof
STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee - (Satire News) - The Volunteer State was the 16th state admitted into the union back on Thursday, June 1, 1796, at 2:15 am.
The state is mainly noted for country music, Daisy Duke short shorts-clad hot, sexy babes, and mo
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The 7-Foot-9-Inch NBA Player For The Oklahoma City Thunder Is Now The Highest Paid African In Basketball
14 May 20:00:22 | The Spoof
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza Sports is reporting that Zimbabwean native, LeBrondo Yuvama, has just received a contract extension.
The Oklahoma City Thunder center, has just renegotiated his contract, which now calls for him to
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Donald Trump Is Having His Tongue Circumsized
13 May 20:00:10 | The Spoof
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Trumptard's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just remarked that his long time friend, patient, and yarn spinner, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is going to have his tongue circumsized.
Dr. Fu Fi, who has tried a
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Would You Buy A Pound Of Baloney From Kevin McCarthy
13 May 20:00:10 | The Spoof
Would you buy a pound of baloney from Kevin McCarthy?
No.
Why the heck not? Do you think maybe, he might switch the baloney and instead sell you a pound of cat food? No way the sale would be three pounds of oven-baked, freshly roasted turkey.
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Shanghai Suicides Not Allowed Without State Approval
12 May 20:00:07 | The Spoof
Under severe lock-down, Chinese people in Shanghai are pissed off and doing the only thing they can do to protest against an unjust government: they are killing themselves in record numbers!
One Chinese man about to hang himself said, “We’re starv
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Other Ministries Joe Is Considering
12 May 20:00:07 | The Spoof
Ministry of Awesomeness
Ministry of Doubleplusungood
Ministry of Ministry (ROCK ON!)
Ministry of We’re Not Spying On You We Swear
Ministry of Hollywood Stars Are Better Than You
Ministry of Keepin’ It Real
Ministry of Fuck All
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Sharon Osbourne Files For Divorce From Her Rockin' Rickety Roller Husband Ozzy Osbourne
11 May 20:00:14 | The Spoof
MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - The singer known as "The Prince of Darkness" has just received divorce papers from his wife of 40 years, Sharon "The Boss" Osbourne.
Ozzy Osbourne was born Johnny Mikey Billy Osbourne in England 73 years ago, making
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The St. Louis Cardinals and The New York Mets Brawl After a Mets Batter is Hit in The Head With Sunflower Seeds
11 May 20:00:14 | The Spoof
ST. LOUIS - (Sports Satire) - The New York Mets organization has filed a written complaint stating three different Cardinal pitchers are purposely throwing sunflower seed-laden balls at opposing batters.
Sports Territory Magazine writer Tango Bris
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Joe Manchin, AKA The Democrat Traitor, Assaulted By Three Second Graders At A McDonalds
10 May 20:00:10 | The Spoof
SHEEP SHIT, West Virginia - (Satire News) - Two of the most hated politicians in the US are Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, and Joe Manchin of West Virginia.
Tapioca Swizzle, reporter with Vox Populi has stated that if meaness, stupidity, and h
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President Putin Is Suffering From Tonsilitis, Laryngitis, Diarrhea, Syphirea, and Fucking Guilt
10 May 20:00:10 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to The Alpha Beta News Agency, Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin, is now the most hateful, despicable, evil, world leader in the world.
Reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, with ABNA, said that even 89% of Pu
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