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BBC Tampering With Song: Man To Say The Word 'Faggot' Every Day Until Christmas
02 Dec 00:00:21 | The Spoof
The BBC's tampering with the words of The Pogues' Christmas classic song, 'Fairy Tale Of New York', in order to pander to snowflakes, has got one man so angry, that he's claimed he will say the word 'Faggot' every day until Christmas.
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Santa Claus Told To Stay At Home This Christmas
02 Dec 00:00:21 | The Spoof
It's been announced in the last few minutes that a Coronavirus Think Tank made up of representatives from the world's leading powers has issued a strong warning to Santa Claus, telling him to stay at home this Christmas.
Claus is known to be somet
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Biden Presidency In Doubt As List Of 'Potential Injuries' Grows
01 Dec 00:00:05 | The Spoof
There was mounting tension in Washington today, as, after his accident on Saturday, when President-elect Joseph Biden twisted his ankle in an incident involving one of his dogs, his medical team set about taking precautionary measures to try to ensur
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Brit 'spiffing PM' confuses 'Lockdown' with 'Countdown' in his jumbled up bubble!
01 Dec 00:00:05 | The Spoof
(NOT EDITED) Many Brit voters are now pondering over their decision to put 'spiffing' Boris Johnson into power as Christmas approaches. Oxford English language professors are being invited to Nr.10 Downing Street in an attempt to untangle the PM's sc
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Centipede Scared Family Shitless
30 Nov 00:00:35 | The Spoof
A quiet night in front of the TV spent watching a movie was ruined beyond redemption for one family last night, when, in the midst of their viewing, a gruesome impostor invaded their living room, and scared the living daylights out of them.
The Ke
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God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal
30 Nov 00:00:34 | The Spoof
In a revealing moment earlier today which will undoubtedly send shockwaves all through the Buenos Aires baristas, the Supreme Being, God, has spoken out to deny any and all responsibility for assisting Argentina's Diego Maradona in the scoring of his
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German Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg
29 Nov 00:00:51 | The Spoof
In what's being called the most miraculous set of coincidences, researchers in Germany have discovered where some of the country's most popular foods originated, and have published their findings in a major scientific journal, it's been reported.
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London Full Of 'Facking Cants'
29 Nov 00:00:50 | The Spoof
In sensational news coming out of the capital this morning, it's been claimed that, although it sees itself as the centre of modern business and finance, political tradition and progressive governance, the arts and all cultural thinking, London is ab
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Lonely old f*ck invited to Biden White House following Thanksgiving behavior modeling
28 Nov 00:00:32 | The Spoof
This week Mr. Biden appealed to the country to keep Thanksgiving small, very small, in order “to snuff out the virus.”
It is now understood he was also seeking “behavior models” on this matter, and this has led to discovery of a LOF ready, willing
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch
28 Nov 00:00:32 | The Spoof
In a mix-up of gargantuan proportions, the Washington Redskins overwhelmed their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, consigning them to yet another embarrassing loss, but there was controversy all the way through the contest, with the Dallas cheerleading tea
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