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Groundhog afflicted with hex couldn't predict the weather
10 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
True Believer News: Red Sox and Yankees corporate executives traveled to Pennsylvania to get a British weather prediction from Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog, to ensure players dressed for the weather in Britain before the exhibition game in London.
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ITVBe Announces Improved Intellectual Content With Updated "Real Housewives" Franchise
09 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
In a bid to improve its falling ratings, ITV's flagship channel ITVBe, the "reality" based station for those with nothing better to do, like watching paint dry or doing the ironing, has announced that it is adding to the controversial and intellectua...
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Trump Gaffe Was Only Heard Because Somebody Was Listening
09 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
It's been revealed this morning, that President Donald Trump's glaring error in his Fourth of July speech, when he mentioned there being 18th-century airports, was only noticed because of the unusual circumstance of somebody actually listening to wha...
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Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again
08 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
There was a right, royal rumpus in the Royal roost this morning when Archie Windsor, newly-christened son of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, started playing up fuck at breakfast, causing his mum and dad to get into a right strop with him.
Archie,...
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Nashville Woman Takes a Licking from Relentless Black Cat
08 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Melanie Meadows of Nashville, Tennessee, recently took a licking from a relentless black cat named Sammy.
"He was unstoppable," said Meadows of the panther-like feline who slunk up unnoticed as she stepped out of the shower early one morning. "And...
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Man Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead
07 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
A man who instinctively feels that there is something 'not quite right' about the LGBT+ movement and its members, wants to know if it would benefit him in any way, should he show some 'fake support' for the movement.
The man, who, to protect his a...
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Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service
07 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today.
The royal couple had planned to ha...
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Landmark Wisconsin Court Decision Disappointingly About an Actual Landmark
06 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
Residents of Greyfall, Wisconsin, were excited to hear about a landmark court decision issued by their local district court, only to learn disappointingly that the "landmark" decision merely designated a new town landmark - specifically, a monument h...
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Boris Calls For Return of Public Hanging
06 Jul 01:00:02 | The Spoof
In what is being seen as a bid to upstage his fellow prime ministerial hopeful, Jeremy Hunt, Boris Johnson yesterday told a local Conservative Party Association that one of the first things he would do as PM would be to reintroduce public hanging.
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North Korea To Impose Sanctions On US
05 Jul 01:00:01 | The Spoof
In what's already being called a tit-for-tat struggle, the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un has said that, if Washington does not relax its sanctions against Pyongyang, then North Korea will be forced to impose its own sanctions against the United St...
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