Portugal To Allow Russia To Build A Military Air Base On Their Soil

   10 Dec 19:00:06  |  The Spoof

LISBOA, Portugal – (Satire News) – Word out of the Iberian Peninsula is that Portugal has agreed to allow Russia to build an air base within its borders.

Portuguese President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, aka “Sparky” informed the news media that he an

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Five Guys Burgers Adds a Partner And Will Now Become Six Guys Burgers

   10 Dec 19:00:06  |  The Spoof

IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – Five Guys Burgers first came into being in 1986, and now 35 years later, they have just announced that they will be changing their corporate name.

Five Guys executives state that effective immediately

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Breakfast with Scrooge This Year's Must-Have Experience

   09 Dec 19:00:10  |  The Spoof

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England's Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Tell-All Book Reveals That He Considers Donald Trump The Most Racist Asshole Since Adolf Hitler

   09 Dec 19:00:10  |  The Spoof

LONDON – (English Satire) – The United Kingdom’s The Bee’s Knees News Agency is reporting that Boris Johnson’s new book titled “Donald Trump Sux The Big One and Dozens And Dozens of Other True Statements About The Orange Complected Whore Mongering Sh

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Scientists Say That The Great Salt Lake In Nevada Is Actually Only .3% Salt and Not 99% As Previously Believed

   08 Dec 19:00:21  |  The Spoof

SALT LAKE CITY – (Satire News) – A group of Utah scientists recently finished a five week research study and they have learned that the Great Salt Lake is not what it appears to be.

For millions of years, everyone believed that the lake, whose rea

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Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism

   08 Dec 19:00:21  |  The Spoof

After weeks of surveilling his own thoughts, Cody Owens of Nashville, Tennessee, came to suspect himself of terrorism – or at least of having markedly terrorist bent.

“I’ve always been against unchecked surveillance,” said Owens, a self-described

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Jennifer Lopez Finally Addresses Those Persistent Pregnant Rumors

   07 Dec 19:00:08  |  The Spoof

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The rumors that J.Lo is expecting have been swirling around since Labor Day, (no pun intended – well maybe).

Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, caught up with the singer, dancer, actress at a Burger Ban

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Donald the Con Man

   07 Dec 19:00:07  |  The Spoof

(To be sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Donald the Con Man was a pissy mean old fool
With a fake orange face and a bulbous nose
And two eyes without a soul.
Donald the Con Man is a sordid tale, they say.
He was made of dough but the

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Vandals Reduce Trump’s 9½ Foot Tall Statue To A Pile of Dust

   06 Dec 19:00:18  |  The Spoof

CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – The Corn Shuck Police Department reports that overnight someone took ball peen hammers and completely destroyed the statue of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump that stood in the parking lot of one of the local McDonalds

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