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Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

   10 hours ago  |  The Spoof

Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit.

Th...

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Mr. Bojangles Trudeau

   10 hours ago  |  The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I knew a man, Bojangles and he danced for you in worn out shoes.....”

Justin Bojangles Trudeau - Has a nice ring to it, huh? Think he ever knew how comforting worn out shoes felt? He wore velvet slippers instead.

“Silv...

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Justin Trudeau Fly Face Scandal Rocks Canada

   21 Sep 00:00:08  |  The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: Fly Face minstrelsy is an indigenous Canadian theatrical form intended as comic entertainment. Developed in the early 20th century, each show consisted of comic skits, dancing and musical performances that depicted people specific...

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Harry Maguire To Be Britain's Next Prime Minister

   21 Sep 00:00:08  |  The Spoof

When Boris Johnson lied to the Queen about the prorogation of Parliament last week, and was then 'found out', it was the death knell for the egotistical, shock-headed prime minister who, if he'll lie to Her Majesty, cannot surely be trusted to tell...

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Mason Greenwood To Be Wrapped In Cotton Wool

   20 Sep 00:00:22  |  The Spoof

Mason Greenwood, the 17-year-old Manchester United striker, is to be wrapped in cotton wool, in order that the precocious talent might avoid getting injured.

Greenwood showed extreme maturity, last night, in scoring United's only goal in their 1-0...

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Harry Maguire With His Champions League Round-up

   20 Sep 00:00:22  |  The Spoof

Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire drops in to help out with the details of the Champions League matches on a busy night in Europe.

It was a busy night of European football last night, with many of the top teams involved...

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Harry Maguire: One On One Interview With Mumbles

   19 Sep 00:00:07  |  The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a nearly incoherent interview with Harry Maguire after Manchester United defeated Leicester City 1-0 Saturday, crack reporter Mumbles digs deep into the psyche of the Manchester defenseman.

Mumbles: “Umm - Umm...Ri afder yrr...

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Harry Maguire To Lead 'Storm Area 51' Charge

   19 Sep 00:00:07  |  The Spoof

As the tension in Nevada increases in the build-up to this coming weekend's extraterrestrial events at Area 51, the Manchester United and England centre-half, Harry Maguire, has thrown his hat into the ring, and says that he, himself, will travel to...

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The Pouch Play: Manchester United Stretches The Rules

   18 Sep 00:01:03  |  The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Manchester United stretch the rules when they signed the Pouch just days after the transfer of Harry Maguire in a transaction that rocked the Premier League last month?

Just who is the Pouch? And why was he signed by Manch...

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Harry Maguire In Tears After Insults From Leicester City Fans

   18 Sep 00:01:03  |  The Spoof

He may be a rock at the heart of the Manchester United defensive unit, but centre-half, Harry Maguire, is also human, and the player has, today, touchingly told of how he wept openly after fans of his former club, Leicester City, hurled insults at hi...

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