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Purdue Pharma Recommends Oxycontin for Treating Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Symptoms

   13 hours ago  |  The Spoof

While there is currently no known cure for COVID-19 itself, Purdue Pharma, the maker of the opioid drug Oxycontin, issued a statement recommending Oxycontin for off-label use in treating the symptoms of coronavirus self-quarantine – which may include...

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Kardashians Lose Keys To City Of Miami, Causing Chaos

   13 hours ago  |  The Spoof

Socialites, businesswomen, and models, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, caused chaos yesterday, after misplacing the keys to Miami.

The sisters were awarded the keys to the city in 2012, an honor bestowed upon them by the municipality after the sist...

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Buddhist Hopes to Someday Find Peace in Present Moment

   30 Mar 00:00:05  |  The Spoof

Matt Millhauser of Nashville, Tennessee, who has been practicing Buddhist meditation for over a decade, with mixed results, continues to hold out hope that he will someday find peace in the present moment.

“Currently what’s there is a mixture of f...

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Writer Insists He Won't Link His Material To Facebook Or Twitter

   30 Mar 00:00:05  |  The Spoof

A writer on a satirical news website has said that, despite knowing that other writers have done it, and that the results can be extraordinarily beneficial in a cynical points-scoring way, he will never link his stories to any of the social media pla...

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Sociopath to volunteer more in the Autumn

   29 Mar 00:00:05  |  The Spoof

Local sociopath, Simon Thomas Plumbs Greaves, plans to do more volunteering in the Autumn when Coronavirus is over, he has said on his Twitter feed.

'I don't know what I should be doing, but I feel I should be doing more. I will in the autumn. Com...

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Couple regret not buying more board games

   29 Mar 00:00:05  |  The Spoof

Gary and Lorraine Johnson have only a set of Monopoly, an old set of Jenga, and a pack of cards with two of the 10's, a 9, and a 3 missing, to see them through coronavirus.

The couple and their son, 14-year-old Tom, are holed up in their spacious...

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New York Man Realizes He Has No Potential

   28 Mar 00:00:10  |  The Spoof

“I always felt bad about myself for not realizing my full potential,” said Calvin Doyle of Brooklyn, New York. “But then I realized that I probably had – there just wasn’t much to realize. Hardly anything, in fact.”

According to Doyle, the realiza...

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Nurses get the clap from grateful patients

   28 Mar 00:00:10  |  The Spoof

In a moment of national dignity, nurses and other NHS workers, who have been selflessly working flat out in this time of crisis, were warmly given the clap by grateful patients.

One male patient said, "When she saw me struggling to breathe through...

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Man Buys Vast Quantity Of Drinking Water

   27 Mar 00:00:08  |  The Spoof

A man who suspected he might have trouble finding sufficient supplies of clean potable water for his family during the current worldwide health scare, has bought what's been described as an enormous quantity of drinking water to 'get them through the...

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Yorkshire 'Flu

   27 Mar 00:00:08  |  The Spoof

We're all having a bit of a grim time of it at the moment, but think on! - some folks have a grim time of it all the time!

Yes, you might think that things have got a little dark and depressing for you during the current health crisis, but 'dark a...

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