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Apple Inc. To Become Peach Inc.

   21 Mar 20:00:19  |  The Spoof

CUPERTINO, California - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that Apple Inc, which is the largest multinational technology company in the world, will be changing its name.

Patsy P. Middleweather, 62, a spokesperson for the te…

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Mafia Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Assures New Yorkers That Unlike Several US Banks, His Bank Is 110% Solid

   21 Mar 20:00:19  |  The Spoof

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…

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Smartarse Inventor Outfoxes London Mayor: Designs Car Powered By ULEZ Regulations

   20 Mar 20:00:14  |  The Spoof

Amateur scientist Angela Colvin has found a way around London’s financially crippling ULEZ scheme after designing a car which does not require fuel to run, instead being propelled by the same energy source that is causing the scheme to constantly exp…

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President Biden Vows To Bomb North Korea If Kim Jong-un Doesn't Stop His Missile-Launching-Over-Japan Shit!

   20 Mar 20:00:13  |  The Spoof

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has acknowledged that President Biden is fed up with the fat Asian Pillsbury doughboy, Kim Jong-un.

POTUS has warned the little tub of fat cells that he had better…

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McDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms

   19 Mar 20:00:33  |  The Spoof

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Taking a cue from some European countries, McDonalds will soon be adding unisex bathrooms.

Mickey D executives stated that by installing gender neutral bathrooms it will cut down from having to clean and maintain two bath…

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The Reason Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's Marriage Is Headed For The Dumpster

   19 Mar 20:00:32  |  The Spoof

TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - The harmonica player in Garth Brooks band has made it known that the once-happy country couple is now a not-so-happy country pair.

Harmonica player Noreen "Legs" Butterhouse, told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buc…

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Norfolk Folk Keeping It In The Family

   18 Mar 20:00:13  |  The Spoof

Ron Snogger got a shock when he opened an envelope from the County Court yesterday morning.

Ron, 30, has been married to Ethel Snogger for the past 7 years, even though Ethel is nearly three times his age. Adopted at birth, Ron thought that he'd…

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Man claiming Irish heritage really just a Thin Lizzy Fan

   18 Mar 20:00:13  |  The Spoof

Gary O'Johnson, a man from Chutney on the Fritz is once again claiming Irish heritage on St Patrick's Day, even though he is only a fan of Thin Lizzy, and remembers a pleasant dream about the Corrs.

'Yes' said Gary 'I added that O into my name to…

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Office playing Enya CD in honour of St Patrick's Day

   17 Mar 20:00:19  |  The Spoof

Office staff at The Den in Mithering on the Trent are being forced to listen to Enya because it is St Patrick's Day.

The Den, known as a leading Arts club for the youth is actually run by three people in their fifties who have not had their finger…

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Conservatives not really that worried

   17 Mar 20:00:19  |  The Spoof

Although they will probably face a bit of a thrashing at the local elections in May, the Conservative party have revealed that they are not really that worried.

Conservative candidate Michael Madeup said 'After the mess we have made of things for…

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