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Apple Inc. To Become Peach Inc.
21 Mar 20:00:19 | The Spoof
CUPERTINO, California - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that Apple Inc, which is the largest multinational technology company in the world, will be changing its name.
Patsy P. Middleweather, 62, a spokesperson for the te…
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Mafia Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Assures New Yorkers That Unlike Several US Banks, His Bank Is 110% Solid
21 Mar 20:00:19 | The Spoof
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…
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Smartarse Inventor Outfoxes London Mayor: Designs Car Powered By ULEZ Regulations
20 Mar 20:00:14 | The Spoof
Amateur scientist Angela Colvin has found a way around Londonâs financially crippling ULEZ scheme after designing a car which does not require fuel to run, instead being propelled by the same energy source that is causing the scheme to constantly exp…
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President Biden Vows To Bomb North Korea If Kim Jong-un Doesn't Stop His Missile-Launching-Over-Japan Shit!
20 Mar 20:00:13 | The Spoof
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has acknowledged that President Biden is fed up with the fat Asian Pillsbury doughboy, Kim Jong-un.
POTUS has warned the little tub of fat cells that he had better…
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McDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms
19 Mar 20:00:33 | The Spoof
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Taking a cue from some European countries, McDonalds will soon be adding unisex bathrooms.
Mickey D executives stated that by installing gender neutral bathrooms it will cut down from having to clean and maintain two bath…
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The Reason Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's Marriage Is Headed For The Dumpster
19 Mar 20:00:32 | The Spoof
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - The harmonica player in Garth Brooks band has made it known that the once-happy country couple is now a not-so-happy country pair.
Harmonica player Noreen "Legs" Butterhouse, told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buc…
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Norfolk Folk Keeping It In The Family
18 Mar 20:00:13 | The Spoof
Ron Snogger got a shock when he opened an envelope from the County Court yesterday morning.
Ron, 30, has been married to Ethel Snogger for the past 7 years, even though Ethel is nearly three times his age. Adopted at birth, Ron thought that he'd…
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Man claiming Irish heritage really just a Thin Lizzy Fan
18 Mar 20:00:13 | The Spoof
Gary O'Johnson, a man from Chutney on the Fritz is once again claiming Irish heritage on St Patrick's Day, even though he is only a fan of Thin Lizzy, and remembers a pleasant dream about the Corrs.
'Yes' said Gary 'I added that O into my name to…
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Office playing Enya CD in honour of St Patrick's Day
17 Mar 20:00:19 | The Spoof
Office staff at The Den in Mithering on the Trent are being forced to listen to Enya because it is St Patrick's Day.
The Den, known as a leading Arts club for the youth is actually run by three people in their fifties who have not had their finger…
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Conservatives not really that worried
17 Mar 20:00:19 | The Spoof
Although they will probably face a bit of a thrashing at the local elections in May, the Conservative party have revealed that they are not really that worried.
Conservative candidate Michael Madeup said 'After the mess we have made of things for…
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